My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:28 am
Yeah. It's pretty big.
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Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:07 am
mine too and i shall be eating it for Christmas ... turkeys are just so damn passé!
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:15 am
I won't be eating mine. I enjoy playing with it too much. I don't know if all cocks are like this, but mine is well aggressive. I often pretend it's a bull, get a towel, wave it around and watch the big guy charge at me.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:19 am
well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic" 
moved!
moved!Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:22 am
I hate to be the one who points this out, but...clapper011 wrote:well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic"
you just moved "My Cock"...
technically speaking of course
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:23 am
and I bet your cock,... enjoyed it too!AAFitz wrote:I hate to be the one who points this out, but...clapper011 wrote:well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic"
you just moved "My Cock"...
technically speaking of course
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:28 am
You would have cuts all over your hands if you tried to pick up my cock, let alone move him somewhere. My cock doesn't have any diseases though, so it wouldn't be too bad.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:30 am
Its a small one though, from what Ive heard. Im sure no damage would occur. In fact, I doubt shed feel a thing.StephenB wrote:You would have cuts all over your hands if you tried to pick up my cock, let alone move him somewhere. My cock doesn't have any diseases though, so it wouldn't be too bad.
This should really not be the first thread one reads after waking up.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:32 am
Trust me, she'd be screaming pretty loud.AAFitz wrote:In fact, I doubt shed feel a thing.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:37 am
you think she'll laugh that much?!StephenB wrote:Trust me, she'd be screaming pretty loud.AAFitz wrote:In fact, I doubt shed feel a thing.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:43 am
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:45 am
Robinette couldn't have said it better herselfpimpdave wrote:
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:44 am
So , you have a chiken farm, thats so...... rusticStephenB wrote:Yeah. It's pretty big.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:23 am
I've humped my cock on several occasions.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:25 am
Have you choked your chicken too?DirtyDishSoap wrote:I've humped my cock on several occasions.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:31 am
Only when the occasion called for it. Sometimes the chicken can be very hard to handle so I gotta be a bit rough with it.
Damn thing will spit on me.
Damn thing will spit on me.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:45 am
There should be more threads like this about lobsters.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:20 pm
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Only when the occasion called for it. Sometimes the chicken can be very hard to handle so I gotta be a bit rough with it.
Damn thing will spit on me.
where is xtratabasco when i need him?
dds is speaking of chickens as if they are alpacas...
i wont spit on you dds, but i sure will give you a facial...
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:57 pm
Yes, the best is the lazy mans lobster. Nothing like having all the work done for you, and just sitting back and enjoying really.2dimes wrote:There should be more threads like this about lobsters.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:03 pm
this forum needs more cock threads.
Cocks are important.
Really important.
Cocks Rock.
It's winter time in England - so I'll come back to brag about mine in the summertime
Cocks are important.
Really important.
Cocks Rock.
It's winter time in England - so I'll come back to brag about mine in the summertime
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:24 am
Gotta love a gal with a sense of humorclapper011 wrote:and I bet your cock,... enjoyed it too!AAFitz wrote:I hate to be the one who points this out, but...clapper011 wrote:well unless your cock plays conquer club, this thread is for "off topic"
you just moved "My Cock"...
technically speaking of course
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:59 am
Depends if she's got other things going for her too.
Re: My Cock
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:56 pm
then it depends... cant have brainsStephenB wrote:Depends if she's got other things going for her too.