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Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:09 am
by natty dread
Dear Intensity Cubes,
Firstly I wish to apologize on behalf of many many CC players. Lots of people seem to be crap at this game (like me) and when they lose they blame you. You don't deserve all that nasty name-calling you get all the time. After all, without you our games would be so much more boring.
Oh Intensity Cubes, you are so great. I admit, you sometimes give me streaks of -2 rolls that make me want to bang my head on the keyboard and cry. But that's life, eh? Many times you have also enabled me to steal a kill and sweep the board. Many times you have let me break a stack of 25 with losing only 1 or 2 troops.
The Intensity Cubes are so underappreciated, I wanted to post a thread so everyone will understand how great the Intensity Cubes are.
Everyone who have flamed the Intensity Cubes, this is your chance to post your apologies.
Everyone else, post your appreciation of the Intensity Cubes and the endless fun they provide us into this thread.
Go Intensity Cubes!
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:43 am
by eddie2
what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:52 am
by slowreactor
The intensity cubes are very... unpredictable. Sometimes I could lose the auto-attack on a 16v3, but with the 2 troops left on that territory, I somehow manage to kill that 3.
Ahh... the intensity cubes are what keeps this game on the edge.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:57 am
by natty dread
eddie2 wrote:I'm a bad player so I blame the cubes because I like to whine
there are lots of other threads for that. This thread is for the appreciation of the Cubes.
slowreactor wrote:Ahh... the intensity cubes are what keeps this game on the edge.
Indeed! Intensity cubes FTW! They're awesome!
I just had real good cube rolls in a feudal epic game. Took down a stack of 30 something and only lost maybe 10 troops. Then took down anothecr big stack and I was left with 69 troops in ga'h village. Intensity cubes are sexy!
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:12 am
by eddie2
natty_dread wrote:eddie2 wrote:I'm a bad player so I blame the cubes because I like to whine
there are lots of other threads for that. This thread is for the appreciation of the Cubes.
slowreactor wrote:Ahh... the intensity cubes are what keeps this game on the edge.
Indeed! Intensity cubes FTW! They're awesome!
I just had real good cube rolls in a feudal epic game. Took down a stack of 30 something and only lost maybe 10 troops. Then took down anothecr big stack and I was left with 69 troops in ga'h village. Intensity cubes are sexy!
when did i quote that phrase u talking even more shit now
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:37 am
by Streaker
eddie2 wrote:what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many
You want examples?
How about EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the fora about how
EVIL the cubes are. Those are ALL very good examples about how GOOD the cubes are (for the other person, eddie
).
Every time you have bad rolls, someone else has good ones. The more they suck for you, the better they are for your opponent.
This makes sense, no?
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:56 am
by eddie2
Streaker wrote:eddie2 wrote:what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many
You want examples?
How about EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the fora about how
EVIL the cubes are. Those are ALL very good examples about how GOOD the cubes are (for the other person, eddie
).
Every time you have bad rolls, someone else has good ones. The more they suck for you, the better they are for your opponent.
This makes sense, no?
i am agreeing with you on that point only thing i dont agree with is when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch. with them random my ass like i said the dice home in on seleted few and them players cant do jack for days on end.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:00 am
by natty dread
when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch.
There's no glitch, you're just a bad player.
Now stop spamming my thread! This is for intensity cube
appreciation. Keep the whining elsewhere PLEASE.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:11 am
by Streaker
eddie2 wrote:Streaker wrote:eddie2 wrote:what a crock of sh*t. please give examples of this as dont think very many
You want examples?
How about EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the fora about how
EVIL the cubes are. Those are ALL very good examples about how GOOD the cubes are (for the other person, eddie
).
Every time you have bad rolls, someone else has good ones. The more they suck for you, the better they are for your opponent.
This makes sense, no?
i am agreeing with you on that point only thing i dont agree with is when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch. with them random my ass like i said the dice home in on seleted few and them players cant do jack for days on end.
eddie, I'm not getting through to you, am I?
If you LOOSE so many points, it also means someone else is GAINING them. That's pretty awesome, and all thanks to the great Intensity Cubes!
Aren't they just too generous?
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:18 am
by eddie2
natty_dread wrote:when you go through 5 to 600 point losses in the matter of days. due to bad and pathetic dice sorry but there must be some sort of glitch.
There's no glitch, you're just a bad player.
Now stop spamming my thread! This is for intensity cube
appreciation. Keep the whining elsewhere PLEASE.
so you saying that all players that go through this are bad players just now i know of 2 others rookaz and phatscotty who have had the same and understand me there are alot more than that are they bad players 2 dont think so.
as for spamming if you did not put a fake quote from me on the thread then i would not carry on in this thread but had enough of natty dread nos everything when he knows jack sh*t. so carry on with this crap.
and streaker yes like i said i do understand that but if one player goes through all of that in short time spans there must be somthing wrong. me personally i dont care anymore about them but come on even people who play against you admit somthing is up with them.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:32 am
by natty dread
eddie2 wrote:whine whine whine whine
For the love of gob. What part of Appreciation do you not understand?
eddie2 wrote:so you saying that all players that go through this are bad players
Yes.
Intensity cubes are awesome. Look how much fun they have brought us already!
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:40 am
by eddie2
For the love of gob. What part of Appreciation do you not understand?
i understand that appeciation can mean 2 things and i appreciate the dice are f*ucked up. since the title of the thread does not say "intensity cube appreciation of good die."then i think i am doing nothing wrong.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:51 am
by natty dread
eddie2 wrote:i understand that appeciation can mean 2 things and i appreciate the dice are f*ucked up. since the title of the thread does not say "intensity cube appreciation of good die."then i think i am doing nothing wrong.
appreciation (countable and uncountable; plural appreciations)
1. A just valuation or estimate of merit, worth, weight, etc.; recognition of excellence.
2. Accurate perception; true estimation; as, an appreciation of the difficulties before us; an appreciation of colors.
His foreboding showed his appreciation of Henry's character. —J. R. Green.
3. A rise in value;—opposed to depreciation.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:00 am
by eddie2
natty_dread wrote:eddie2 wrote:i understand that appeciation can mean 2 things and i appreciate the dice are f*ucked up. since the title of the thread does not say "intensity cube appreciation of good die."then i think i am doing nothing wrong.
appreciation (countable and uncountable; plural appreciations)
1. A just valuation or estimate of merit, worth, weight, etc.; recognition of excellence.
2. Accurate perception; true estimation; as, an appreciation of the difficulties before us; an appreciation of colors.
His foreboding showed his appreciation of Henry's character. —J. R. Green.
3. A rise in value;—opposed to depreciation.
ok i will go with no 1 recognition of excellence. at f**king people over. ok thanks for that like i said was your title of thread and no mention of people not being allowd to slag them
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:11 am
by Fruitcake
My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:23 am
by natty dread
eddie2 wrote:I am a moron and my reading comprehension skills could use improvement.
Yawn. Next.
Fruitcake wrote:My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.
Suuuuuuure you do. Prove it.
Ain't those intensity cubes great?
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:26 am
by Fruitcake
natty_dread wrote:eddie2 wrote:I am a moron and my reading comprehension skills could use improvement.
Yawn. Next.
Fruitcake wrote:My intensity cubes are pretty much rubbish all of the time. I only hold the rank I do because I am seriously clever at playing this game.
Suuuuuuure you do. Prove it.
Ain't those intensity cubes great?
I posted recently and showed my analyser numbers. Yep, they show my dice are worse than the figures given as the norm.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 7#p2454207
So, in summary, the intensity cubes are rubbish, always have been. However, I am great.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:00 am
by natty dread
Fruitcake wrote:So, in summary, the intensity cubes are awesome, always have been. However, I am a pumpkin.
I most heartily concur. Intensity cubes are teh awesomeness!
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:07 am
by Army of GOD
My men fight extra hard for me, because I offer them hardy steaks after each battle.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:08 am
by Fruitcake
Army of GOD wrote:My men are extra hard for me....oops
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:09 am
by natty dread
Army of GOD wrote:My men fight extra hard for me, because I offer them hardy steaks after each battle.
Yes, and it's all thanks to Intensity Cubes! They make your troops intense.. and... cubical... umm....
Go Intensity Cubes! Yayy!
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:11 am
by Army of GOD
My men are also hard for me, just because I am so incredibly sexy, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:11 am
by natty dread
Army of GOD wrote:My men are also hard for me, just because I am so incredibly sexy, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
Who likes short shorts?
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:13 am
by guylian
i once won a 41-41 and lost none
gotta love the intensity cubes
Re: Intensity Cube Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:15 am
by Fruitcake
natty_dread wrote:Army of GOD wrote:My men are also hard for me, just because I am so incredibly sexy, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
Who likes short shorts?
or Lederhausen...