Conquer Club

Hello ladies of ConquerClub. I am Rusty, long time user and big time fan of you all. I've been on ConquerClub since 2006 and I am very respected by the users and staff of this site. I am a good person, very honest, kind, gentle and caring. I am not going to try to "spit game" or put on the moves, but I will be totally sincere with you.

What I am looking for is a girl to spend time with, preferably over Xbox 360 Live as well as AIM and E-mail. Activities include chatting and gaming together. Perhaps if we hit it off well enough we can escalate our relationship into the facebook phase where we exchange pictures and information. Eventually, going on a real date would be perfect for me. I've never dated a girl seriously, but I've read a few pick up books and I'm pretty sure I could show you a good time.

Like I said I'm a really good guy, I'm not looking to take advantage of anyone, so trolls please put down your flamethrowers. I really am just looking for a friend, and if we hit it off, perhaps something more. If any beautiful ConquerClub ladies are interested, please leave your AIM, Gamertag, or E-mail address in a post below this one. I look forward to gaming you up soon, and then maybe more!

No offense, but I could count the amount of girls in this forum with my hands.

And most of them are married.

And most of them are married.

That's never stopped me before

Haha, well good luck!

RustyMonkey wrote:Hello ladies of ConquerClub. I am Rusty, long time user and big time fan of you all. I've been on ConquerClub since 2006 and I am very respected by the users and staff of this site. I am a good person, very honest, kind, gentle and caring. I am not going to try to "spit game" or put on the moves, but I will be totally sincere with you.

What I am looking for is a girl to spend time with, preferably over Xbox 360 Live as well as AIM and E-mail. Activities include chatting and gaming together. Perhaps if we hit it off well enough we can escalate our relationship into the facebook phase where we exchange pictures and information. Eventually, going on a real date would be perfect for me. I've never dated a girl seriously, but I've read a few pick up books and I'm pretty sure I could show you a good time.

Like I said I'm a really good guy, I'm not looking to take advantage of anyone, so trolls please put down your flamethrowers. I really am just looking for a friend, and if we hit it off, perhaps something more. If any beautiful ConquerClub ladies are interested, please leave your AIM, Gamertag, or E-mail address in a post below this one. I look forward to gaming you up soon, and then maybe more!

Why does it say 2008 on your profile then?

You may wish to put in an age preference there, Rusty.

That is unless your hunting cougar?


Jrock

anyone remember that one guy about 4 months ago, kept coming in here making threads about being from russia and looking for american women?

A woman is a woman is a woman. I'll take 'em in any shape, size or age.

Not just your Monkey that's rusty then.

RustyMonkey has been posting here at least as long as I have.

He's legit ladies.

However, if you leave your info here, I will likely attempt to steal your love away from him. So there's fair warning.

mmmm should i...........naaa

Army of GOD wrote:No offense, but I could count the amount of girls in this forum with my hands.

Rusty, pay no attention to AOG. Counting isn't the only thing he does with his hands when thinking about girls.

I, for one, find your romantic overtures touching and you sound like a real catch. If I were a gayman or a straight woman I'd be on you like BoganGod's mom on a tub of Crisco.

If you are interested in doing a double date, please LMK. I have recently taken a new lover, a beautiful young Native-American woman named Esmerelda, and we really know how to show a couple a good time (if you understand where I'm going with this).

Take care and PM me if interested,
Saxitoxin

RustyMonkey wrote:Hello ladies of ConquerClub. I am Rusty, long time user and big time fan of you all. I've been on ConquerClub since 2006 and I am very respected by the users and staff of this site. I am a good person, very honest, kind, gentle and caring. I am not going to try to "spit game" or put on the moves, but I will be totally sincere with you.

What I am looking for is a girl to spend time with, preferably over Xbox 360 Live as well as AIM and E-mail. Activities include chatting and gaming together. Perhaps if we hit it off well enough we can escalate our relationship into the facebook phase where we exchange pictures and information. Eventually, going on a real date would be perfect for me. I've never dated a girl seriously, but I've read a few pick up books and I'm pretty sure I could show you a good time.

Like I said I'm a really good guy, I'm not looking to take advantage of anyone, so trolls please put down your flamethrowers. I really am just looking for a friend, and if we hit it off, perhaps something more. If any beautiful ConquerClub ladies are interested, please leave your AIM, Gamertag, or E-mail address in a post below this one. I look forward to gaming you up soon, and then maybe more!

I like your plan of approach. Baby Steps. And yes, there are in fact many beautiful women on this site. In fact, there are probably even more amazing women on this site. Unfortunately, a large portion of them do appear to be married. But don't worry, they will often times remove their clothing and even share themselves with you, regardless of their marriage. I believe you will find that women have more than enough strength and womanly compassion/love to share and spread around. A date might be out of the question, but fantastic conversations and great fun are sure to be had. Good luck to you, and may the best woman win your affection.

RustyMonkey wrote:Hello ladies of ConquerClub. I am Rusty, long time user and big time fan of you all. I've been on ConquerClub since 2006

So you're a multi?

GL sir.

If sad, lonely, and no-game-whatsoever doesn't pull at the heart strings of any fine maiden, surely Xbox 360 and electronic chatting, coupled with the lines out of a few pick-up books, ought to do the trick. I especially like the part where you ask the would-be temptress to post her personal information on the public forum. Well played.

Stay away from Woodruff. She orders the most expensive thing on the menu hardly touches it drinks a bottle and a half of expensive champange then leaves with your friends.

2dimes wrote:Stay away from Woodruff. She orders the most expensive thing on the menu hardly touches it drinks a bottle and a half of expensive champange then leaves with your friends.

I'll have you know that I only drink a bottle of champagne at one time!

Shouldn't this be in Callouts?

Woodruff wrote:

2dimes wrote:Stay away from Woodruff. She orders the most expensive thing on the menu hardly touches it drinks a bottle and a half of expensive champange then leaves with your friends.

I'll have you know that I only drink a bottle of champagne at one time!

No, no, he said expensive champange

And I failed to mention the "champignons" consumed. I was left alone with sore nuts a broken heart and an empty wallet.

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:No offense, but I could count the amount of girls in this forum with my hands.

Rusty, pay no attention to AOG. Counting isn't the only thing he does with his hands when thinking about girls.

I, for one, find your romantic overtures touching and you sound like a real catch. If I were a gayman or a straight woman I'd be on you like BoganGod's mom on a tub of Crisco.

If you are interested in doing a double date, please LMK. I have recently taken a new lover, a beautiful young Native-American woman named Esmerelda, and we really know how to show a couple a good time (if you understand where I'm going with this).

Take care and PM me if interested,
Saxitoxin

Saxitoxin is dirty old man!

I'm svedish, i have blonde hair, iahve nice boobies and i loooove Modern Warfare 2...do you want to show me your gun ?

RustyMonkey wrote:Hello ladies of ConquerClub. I am Rusty, long time user and big time fan of you all. I've been on ConquerClub since 2006 and I am very respected by the users and staff of this site. I am a good person, very honest, kind, gentle and caring. I am not going to try to "spit game" or put on the moves, but I will be totally sincere with you.

What I am looking for is a girl to spend time with, preferably over Xbox 360 Live as well as AIM and E-mail. Activities include chatting and gaming together. Perhaps if we hit it off well enough we can escalate our relationship into the facebook phase where we exchange pictures and information. Eventually, going on a real date would be perfect for me. I've never dated a girl seriously, but I've read a few pick up books and I'm pretty sure I could show you a good time.

Like I said I'm a really good guy, I'm not looking to take advantage of anyone, so trolls please put down your flamethrowers. I really am just looking for a friend, and if we hit it off, perhaps something more. If any beautiful ConquerClub ladies are interested, please leave your AIM, Gamertag, or E-mail address in a post below this one. I look forward to gaming you up soon, and then maybe more!

I would try... f*ck i dunooo.....


getting a life.




try a bar. too candy ass for a bar? try myspace, I got ass off of that like all the time way back when.

try.... shit... um a grocery store, a book club, a library, even dare I say it... a church.

dude all that fails... come to mexico and Ill take you to a strip club where the hottest 19 year old strippers in the world will do anything for 3 hours to you for 90 bucks.



On CC... there is no such thing as a girl. Well there is no such thing as a girl that is gonna give you booty. and lets face it, you come off as a guy that needs some sex.

all you are doing my man is setting yourself up for some epic flames here.


Epic post though.

army of nobunaga wrote:
dude all that fails... come to mexico and Ill take you to a strip club where the hottest 19 year old strippers in the world will do anything for 3 hours to you for 90 bucks.

Hey, AoN - have you ever been to the donkey show in Nuevo Laredo?

saxitoxin wrote:

army of nobunaga wrote:
dude all that fails... come to mexico and Ill take you to a strip club where the hottest 19 year old strippers in the world will do anything for 3 hours to you for 90 bucks.

Hey, AoN - have you ever been to the donkey show in Nuevo Laredo?

Ahhh. Inter-species erotica.