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This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:20 pm
by HighlanderAttack

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:23 pm
by Army of GOD
No.

This is why you shouldn't play games against cooks.

Simple solutions by yours truly.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:31 pm
by HighlanderAttack
Army of GOD wrote:No.

This is why you shouldn't play games against cooks.

Simple solutions by yours truly.

Tourney game-not so simple of a solution

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:40 pm
by lord voldemort
i sent him a pm ;)

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:55 pm
by rockfist
That's just bad sportsmanship.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:58 pm
by HighlanderAttack
lord voldemort wrote:i sent him a pm ;)
Well, after he tried making fun of my English (a typing error) I did go off on him, but he has persisted in attacking me. Not that it bothers me-I always enjoy reading what idiots have to say.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:01 am
by Fruitcake
And this is why there is a natural order to things that should not be interfered with.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:53 am
by natty dread
The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:38 am
by angola
natty_dread wrote:The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.
Is The Cook really cool enough to be talking in the third person?

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:31 am
by natty dread
angola wrote:
natty_dread wrote:The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.
Is The Cook really cool enough to be talking in the third person?
I'm not The Cook. I'm merely a messenger of The Cook.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:13 am
by -Maximus-
Let that idiot keep building around you, he could end up missing 3 turns and you will win.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:18 am
by SirSebstar
he may act like an idiot, but he has over 5000 games completed.. ouch

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:00 am
by JoshyBoy
I called one of you two a multi. I think HA is a multi of that cook. Or is that the cook is a multi of HA? Either way, HA has too much time on his hands. :roll:

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:36 am
by Master Fenrir
What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:46 am
by eddie2
joshyboy you have a point on the multi front was there not a player called hahaha3haha is this a link with what he is saying.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:47 am
by danryan
angola wrote:
natty_dread wrote:The Cook is really sad that the good name of cooks is slandered by guys like him.
Is The Cook really cool enough to be talking in the third person?
Bob Dole thinks the Cook should lay off talking about himself in the third person.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:38 am
by natty dread
You flatter me, but again, I'm not The Cook. The Cook lives in an alternate universe where everything is black & white. The Cook sends his regards though.

You could say though, that I'm The Cook's father. And Army of GOD is his mother...

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:42 pm
by Army of GOD
A very sexy mother.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:47 pm
by Bones2484
Master Fenrir wrote:What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7063084

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:56 pm
by jaimito101
aiii... HA, looks like you forgot to mention that game. Let the cook brag, if you don't win often its gives you that extra buzz when you do win.

Also looking at the history the cook had the complete right to brag. kuddos to the cook! =D>

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:19 pm
by Master Fenrir
Bones2484 wrote:
Master Fenrir wrote:What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7063084
Thanks, Bones. Honestly, that chat is even funnier than Chinese Checkers. Interesting omission.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:01 pm
by Streaker
This is great stuff. Has anyone else spotted the irony in the tournament name?

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:31 pm
by thegreekdog
Master Fenrir wrote:
Bones2484 wrote:
Master Fenrir wrote:What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=7063084
Thanks, Bones. Honestly, that chat is even funnier than Chinese Checkers. Interesting omission.
Talk about escalation.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:29 pm
by HighlanderAttack
Master Fenrir wrote:What provoked the first 5 lines of the chat, HA? That seems unprovoked unless he just likes bragging about his mad c00k skillz.
In the other game we had I said we would be splitting and I guess I had a one letter typo. He said "is that English" I gave him a F-U--can you read that statement--he has since shown how unstable he is as a human being.

Re: This is why cooks should be banned

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:31 pm
by HighlanderAttack
HighlanderAttack wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:i sent him a pm ;)
Well, after he tried making fun of my English (a typing error) I did go off on him, but he has persisted in attacking me. Not that it bothers me-I always enjoy reading what idiots have to say.

I did mention here what started it all.