Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:20 pm
I'm down to these two options and I have decided they are the most reasonable choices left.
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Which do you think would work better? Poll
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Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:22 pm
Greeks of course are known for regularly slaughtering goats in our backyard. Thus, I've chosen goats.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:22 pm
I'd put up a reeeally nasty video, but considering current "events" I'd probably get banned.
I'd say goat, because being eaten alive is probably painful.
I'd say goat, because being eaten alive is probably painful.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:22 pm
It's going around again, worse than SARS...
15-6 nope
32-11 nope
defending 118-68 NOPE! (how did the attacker know?)
15-6 nope
32-11 nope
defending 118-68 NOPE! (how did the attacker know?)
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:40 pm
Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:41 pm
Does the kitten have toenails ??
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:42 pm
deronimo wrote:Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?
Hmmm, hadn't thought about the location of the live kitten eating...do you suppose that matters? Maybe we need another poll.
ManBungalow wrote:Does the kitten have toenails ??
Only in the back and we commonly refer to them as claws...geez, what a dumb question. I could have them (also) removed prior to the eating if you think that is best.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:44 pm
L M S wrote:deronimo wrote:Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?
Hmmm, hadn't thought about the location of the live kitten eating...do you suppose that matters? Maybe we need another poll.
Add my question too. The additional energy required to fully digest the toenails (if present) is sure to appease any higher beings.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:46 pm
ManBungalow wrote:L M S wrote:deronimo wrote:Are you planning on eating the live kitten in the front or back yard?
Hmmm, hadn't thought about the location of the live kitten eating...do you suppose that matters? Maybe we need another poll.
Add my question too. The additional energy required to fully digest the toenails (if present) is sure to appease any higher beings.
Thank you for your thoughtful and knowledgeable clarification. Your concerns and experience in this matter are dually noted and logged. We're gonna need a bigger poll.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:51 pm
I would suggest neither.
Option 1 is really only effective for dragons, or for those cults who worship the giant Kaiju in their endless struggle with the totally kawaii kittens.
Option 2 is probably the wrong sacrifice as well; you need something pleasing to Tyche or better yet to Nemesis. I suggest GOLD!
Option 1 is really only effective for dragons, or for those cults who worship the giant Kaiju in their endless struggle with the totally kawaii kittens.
Option 2 is probably the wrong sacrifice as well; you need something pleasing to Tyche or better yet to Nemesis. I suggest GOLD!
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:56 pm
tzor wrote:I would suggest neither.
Option 1 is really only effective for dragons, or for those cults who worship the giant Kaiju in their endless struggle with the totally kawaii kittens.
Option 2 is probably the wrong sacrifice as well; you need something pleasing to Tyche or better yet to Nemesis. I suggest GOLD!
Your suggested option one MIGHT work but, option two is completely out of the question.......it' a recession after all.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:04 pm
A little hot sauce. The right toppings. Why not?
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:17 pm
jefjef wrote:A little hot sauce. The right toppings. Why not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:32 pm
Kittens r q't.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:46 pm
Wait, you changed it from "goat" to "BABY goat"?! That changes things.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:17 pm
john9blue wrote:Wait, you changed it from "goat" to "BABY goat"?! That changes things.
Indeed I did, it were a suggestion from my girlfriend; she advised me that it was terribly unfair to the goat for it to be in direct competition with a kitten.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:38 pm
Do we get to eat the goat?
'Cos I love goat, but I can't be doing with all the fiddly little bones in the kids.
'Cos I love goat, but I can't be doing with all the fiddly little bones in the kids.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:49 pm
A more creative dice-bitch thread... but a dice-bitch thread nonetheless.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:52 pm
jimboston wrote:A more creative dice-bitch thread... but a dice-bitch thread nonetheless.
We were all having fun, then the buzz-kill showed up, way to go buzz-kill...you probably didn't even pay for your cup at the door.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:46 am
L M S wrote:john9blue wrote:Wait, you changed it from "goat" to "BABY goat"?! That changes things.
Indeed I did, it were a suggestion from my girlfriend; she advised me that it was terribly unfair to the goat for it to be in direct competition with a kitten.
got to be a young animal what ever god and 1st born if for YHWH. I'd also recommended burning it alive rather than executing it.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:30 am
The traditional sacrifice to the gods of the dice is a goat (baby or not doesn't matter), however, this is merely meant to get their attention without them smiting you with triple 1s immediately. In order to improve your dice you must sacrifice a virgin to them when the moon is new.
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:54 am
MeDeFe wrote:The traditional sacrifice to the gods of the dice is a goat (baby or not doesn't matter), however, this is merely meant to get their attention without them smiting you with triple 1s immediately. In order to improve your dice you must sacrifice a virgin to them when the moon is new.
Where does one find a virgin goat?
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:09 am
Why the shit is in this in Off-Topics?
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:13 pm
Goat, obviously. God disdains kittens. Jay told me so!
Re: Which do you think would work better? Poll
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:04 pm
Beware the neer-do-wells who are getting good dice, for it is they who are giving you false information.