Conquer Club

Yes folks, there are still barbaric tribes in the northlands who practice this lost sinister art.

http://www.flamecolosseum.com/index.php

In an attempt to jumpstart its status as a respectable flame site, this fledgling flame hall has assembled an allstar team of sorts from 3 different sites. This team of 7 irascible samurai has challenged the loutish bullies of Brawlhall and they accepted the challenge with 7 would be champions of their own. Extreme carnage was anticipated.

Surprisingly (not), it looks like most of bawlhall's team has chickened out. Their captain, "King Poofer" and his one armed typing phenomenon "Ladr" however have actually put in an appearance. It seems that they will be mercilessly assraped. Good times.

Banned for life ex-CCer Dancing Mustard is one of the 7 irascible samurai, as are also TheProwler and myself.


Honibaz

Against my better judgment, but probably good for a laugh, what area within the site do I go to to read a good quintessential sample of the banter?

Two points.

1: Who are you?

2: Why did I waste time looking at that link? Would have been time better spent reading some old colton posts.

b.k. barunt wrote:Yes folks, there are still barbaric tribes in the northlands who practice this lost sinister art.

http://www.flamecolosseum.com/index.php

In an attempt to jumpstart its status as a respectable flame site, this fledgling flame hall has assembled an allstar team of sorts from 3 different sites. This team of 7 irascible samurai has challenged the loutish bullies of Brawlhall and they accepted the challenge with 7 would be champions of their own. Extreme carnage was anticipated.

Surprisingly (not), it looks like most of bawlhall's team has chickened out. Their captain, "King Poofer" and his one armed typing phenomenon "Ladr" however have actually put in an appearance. It seems that they will be mercilessly assraped. Good times.

Banned for life ex-CCer Dancing Mustard is one of the 7 irascible samurai, as are also TheProwler and myself.


Honibaz

if you really want people to go there why the hell did tell us all that prowler is there. hardly good advertising is it!

i read one thread and had my fill of flame sites for another year, cheers.

daddy1gringo wrote:Against my better judgment, but probably good for a laugh, what area within the site do I go to to read a good quintessential sample of the banter?

Diverse Battlegrounds, under Battle of the Century.


Honibaz

billy07 wrote:
if you really want people to go there why the hell did tell us all that prowler is there. hardly good advertising is it!

i read one thread and had my fill of flame sites for another year, cheers.

You missed the match thread doofus. There's nothing to be seen on that site right now besides the big match. The assprowler has actually been tolerable since he was outspammed by the spam phenomenon "SonOfSatan" who has metamorphed now into "Gabriel". The assprowler, who erroneously assumed that none could equal him as a spamtard was quite the wreck for a while. We feared that we had lost him, but he is, as you know, very stubborn.

At any rate the match should be good for a few shits'n giggles. "Ladr" is a one armed cancer patient with Parkinson's Disease. That he can even type is testimony to his massive balls. For him and Poofer to show up against 7 of us is worthy of at least some recognition. Or you could just sit on the sidelines and make snide, bitchy remarks - whatever floats yer boat.


Honibaz

jefjef wrote:Two points.

1: Who are you?

2: Why did I waste time looking at that link? Would have been time better spent reading some old colton posts.

Who am i? I'm the one who'd textually azzrape you from here to Texas if you could remember where you put your prosthetic nutlets. Aren't you the one who scampers around reporting "offensive posts" to the mods? Looking for me to slip up? If you'd like to actually try to flame me you could always come to http://www.cosmicoutpost.com/ or the site of the match ( Yeah right - when pigs flit daintily in the air). Or you could continue with your inane baiting ritual . . .


Honibaz

DM is owning King Poofter in there.

But that forum is otherwise a ghost town.

DM you say?

Any sign of Norse?

Annnnnnnd hooray, finally some flames.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:DM you say?

Any sign of Norse?

Annnnnnnd hooray, finally some flames.

I still don't understand why they can't allow the people in here to have their own private forum to continue flame wars.

Hannibal wrote: Who am i?




Hannibal

Reported for BAITING! LMAO!!!!!!!

Huh. "Scampers around reporting offensive posts" Well Hannibal the only posts that might get me scampering about is the coward racist shit those with hoods occasionally post. I do think I've clicked the report icon twice.

As for looking for you to slip up. WHO ARE YOU?

But anyway if you wanna feel like your textually hung feel free to vomit me a pm.

Don't worry it'll be our little secret.

jefjef wrote:

Hannibal wrote: Who am i?




Hannibal

Reported for BAITING! LMAO!!!!!!!

Huh. "Scampers around reporting offensive posts" Well Hannibal the only posts that might get me scampering about is the coward racist shit those with hoods occasionally post. I do think I've clicked the report icon twice.

As for looking for you to slip up. WHO ARE YOU?

But anyway if you wanna feel like your textually hung feel free to vomit me a pm.

Don't worry it'll be our little secret.

If he's textually hung, would the PM be a long letter?

jonesthecurl wrote:

jefjef wrote:

Hannibal wrote: Who am i?




Hannibal

Reported for BAITING! LMAO!!!!!!!

Huh. "Scampers around reporting offensive posts" Well Hannibal the only posts that might get me scampering about is the coward racist shit those with hoods occasionally post. I do think I've clicked the report icon twice.

As for looking for you to slip up. WHO ARE YOU?

But anyway if you wanna feel like your textually hung feel free to vomit me a pm.

Don't worry it'll be our little secret.

If he's textually hung, would the PM be a long letter?

It's likely to be short and softly worded.

well this was a waste of a few minutes of my life

jefjef wrote: Huh. "Scampers around reporting offensive posts" Well Hannibal the only posts that might get me scampering about is the coward racist shit those with hoods occasionally post. I do think I've clicked the report icon twice.

Try again. You've hit that "report post" icon enough times to wear it out. Certainly enough to earn you the rep of a tattling bitchlet in here.

jefjef wrote: But anyway if you wanna feel like your textually hung feel free to vomit me a pm.

Don't worry it'll be our little secret.

Wut? "Textually hung"??? Are you including me in your masturbatory fantasies again? PM you? Whythefuck would i want to PM you? Seriously jeffy i've never been quite sure about you - you posture like a male but that pic looks decidedly feminine to me. No i won't PM you - keep the hotgaybumsex thing to yourself. Ew.


Honibaz

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Well Hannibal I don't know for sure where your delusion comes from but ya might wanna quit smoking and huffing. If I report something it is almost always public that you can bet. Although lately I've been reporting our multi friends behind the scenes.

Well anyway I was going thru some colton posts. What a genius baiter/flamer that kid was.

You all have a GREAT DAY!

DangerBoy wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:DM you say?

Any sign of Norse?

Annnnnnnd hooray, finally some flames.

I still don't understand why they can't allow the people in here to have their own private forum to continue flame wars.

Because a good chunk of the CC community that were avid CC forum goers that couldn't avert their eyes from Flame Wars got ass sore over words that shall not be spoken.

OR CC is just liberal.

Well actually when they closed it it was already dead. They'd banned Norse, Dancing Mustard, Suggs, myself, DaGip, etc., until the forum was a habitat for wannabes. I came back to find a nuclear fucking wasteland just before they closed it. Tards like ronc and jeffy's hero colton were being hailed as flaming prodigies. Ronc came to POA with that little chirping fairy "artemis", got bitch slapped around a bit and fled never to be seen again. Good times.


Honibaz

b.k. barunt wrote:The assprowler has actually been tolerable

I'm touched.

Can we hang out together?

b.k. barunt wrote:since he was outspammed by the spam phenomenon "SonOfSatan" who has metamorphed now into "Gabriel". The assprowler, who erroneously assumed that none could equal him as a spamtard was quite the wreck for a while. We feared that we had lost him, but he is, as you know, very stubborn.

Son of Satan actually played a key role in changing our relationship to the point where we are now cordial to one another. I engaged him on PoA (when he was Mephisto) and you, in a "If you're an enemy of TheProwler, you're a friend of mine" decision, befriended him. And when we all moved to Cosmic Outpost (I know you think I followed you there, but I was invited by others to come and "stir the pot"), you continued to side with him in our squabbles. It was actually interesting for me to watch your internal conflict - you wanted to express how much you disliked me, but you were becoming increasingly cognizant that you were supporting an utter moron in Son of Satan. Eventually, you and I became civil to each other. Common enemies can do that.

Remember when you were in the phase where you disliked both Son of Satan and me, and he kept saying "You guys act like you hate each other, but you have been PoA buddies all along!"? Hahaha!!! I always got a laugh out of that.

Hannibal wrote:jeffy's hero colton were being hailed as flaming prodigies.


Hannibal

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

The colton reference I made obviously went above and beyond...

My apologies and sympathies to you.

I will win this battle.

b.k. barunt wrote:Yes folks, there are still barbaric tribes in the northlands who practice this lost sinister art.

http://www.flamecolosseum.com/index.php

In an attempt to jumpstart its status as a respectable flame site, this fledgling flame hall has assembled an allstar team of sorts from 3 different sites. This team of 7 irascible samurai has challenged the loutish bullies of Brawlhall and they accepted the challenge with 7 would be champions of their own. Extreme carnage was anticipated.

Surprisingly (not), it looks like most of bawlhall's team has chickened out. Their captain, "King Poofer" and his one armed typing phenomenon "Ladr" however have actually put in an appearance. It seems that they will be mercilessly assraped. Good times.

Banned for life ex-CCer Dancing Mustard is one of the 7 irascible samurai, as are also TheProwler and myself.


Honibaz

Did you just call yourself an irascible samurai? Or is that some kind of a typo or something?

jefjef wrote:

Hannibal wrote:jeffy's hero colton were being hailed as flaming prodigies.
Hannibal

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
The colton reference I made obviously went above and beyond...
My apologies and sympathies to you.

Your colton reference was an apt reflection of your part in the spambabies takeover of the flame forum.

While we're having this enlightening chit chat there's something i've gotta know. I've been wanting to ask for the longest time and i'm sure i'm not the only one - are you male or female? I mean "jefjef" sounds like a cutesy name for a little boy, but that pic looks like a woman - not a bad looking one at that. Sorry to be so indelicate, but enquiring minds really do want to know.


Inquisitive Honibaz

For all of the inquiring minds....let me assure you jj is all male...

Hannibal wrote:
Hannibal

What? Please remove the mask... Your only spitting and muttering.

Where's that flame genius colton when ya need him! He needs to pwn someone...