Conquer Club

Come on! It's fun! D&D is figgin' awesome! If you want to play some forum D&D, message me! I need PLAYERS!

are you starting another 1?

Can I use my lvl 6 Paladin Character that I am using in my campaign at home?

CreepersWiener wrote:Come on! It's fun! D&D is figgin' awesome! If you want to play some forum D&D, message me! I need PLAYERS!

I greatly enjoy AD&D, though I haven't played since the mid-1990s (third edition). I prefer playing in person though - nothing at all against you, but I've always felt that online gaming felt a lot more contrived (not seeing the dice roll, etc...). So I could never enjoy it nearly as much.

I've played D&D off and on since 1980. AD&D, 2nd Edition AD&D, 3rd Edition D&D. I did get the 4E books but never really played the game face to face. I've also played chatroom and forum based. Did a lot of DMing in my time.

clapper011 wrote:are you starting another 1?

No, I need somebody to play some characters, so I don't have to all the time!

I have started a Subquest though.

If I play may I be a Halfling barbarian? I always want to be a halfling barbarian but my follow questers never allow it.

Baron Von PWN wrote:If I play may I be a Halfling barbarian? I always want to be a halfling barbarian but my follow questers never allow it.

Why? Halfling and Barbarian go pretty much hand-in-hand!

hmmmmm... now who would I play? I haven't the slightest clue as to how to even play! lol

clapper011 wrote:hmmmmm... now who would I play? I haven't the slightest clue as to how to even play! lol

Your first task is to CHANGE YOUR BLEEPING AVATAR (preferably back to the hot ones). <grin>

CreepersWiener wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:If I play may I be a Halfling barbarian? I always want to be a halfling barbarian but my follow questers never allow it.

Why? Halfling and Barbarian go pretty much hand-in-hand!

I know! they claim I'm deliberately crippling the party which is nonsense.

Woodruff wrote:

clapper011 wrote:hmmmmm... now who would I play? I haven't the slightest clue as to how to even play! lol

Your first task is to CHANGE YOUR BLEEPING AVATAR (preferably back to the hot ones). <grin>

are you saying that the reflection of my eyes in the water is not sexy?

I changed it cruel person... anyway.. I don't know how to play this particular game..creepers..

I've played D&D since the mid 80's. I've been a campaign with my brother and two friends since circa 1993, but we only play two or three times per year...you may have guessed that I play given my avatar.

Never played it. Though, a cousin of mine did come up with something similar once (I think it was similar), and did that once and never really got into it, though, that was more because we had nothing else to do at the time.

I have a reputation to uphold.

Army of GOD wrote:I have a reputation to uphold.

Which is, taking over Fircoal's spot as the forum's #1 spammer?

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I have a reputation to uphold.

Which is, taking over Fircoal's spot as the forum's #1 spammer?

AoG was my first Forum Gamer:

CreepersWiener wrote:Okay, I am your Dungeon Master, and anyone that wishes to play must choose their characters.

Choose a race, class, sex, and name; and play your character to the role that you envision.

This is a very liberal game, and remember...I am the DUNGEON MASTER and my word is final!

So, let's begin:

Army of GOD wrote:Enter:

Race: 2-dimensional

Class: Raptor

Sex: Both

Name: Orlock the Orlock

Orlock the Orlock wrote:I'm so f****** drunk! I call dibs on the f****** waitress! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CreepersWiener wrote:Ok, YOu can't be a RAPTOR, that's not a D&D class.

Army of GOD wrote:I'm done. The nerdiness of this thread is too over-whelming.

Orlock the Orlock has been eliminated.

Spam? AoG? No way!

Seriously, we have a D&D game, I'm in.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I have a reputation to uphold.

Which is, taking over Fircoal's spot as the forum's #1 spammer?

That would seem pretty accurate. "Spammer" might even be too nice of a term.

Army of GOD wrote:I have a reputation to uphold.

I don't think your reputation is about to change.

I used to play D&D with my brother and a couple of our friends when I was in early high school. Haven't played since. I'm not sure how a message board D&D would work.

thegreekdog wrote:I used to play D&D with my brother and a couple of our friends when I was in early high school. Haven't played since. I'm not sure how a message board D&D would work.

I think we would need the "random dice" that CC uses.

CreepersWiener wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I have a reputation to uphold.

Which is, taking over Fircoal's spot as the forum's #1 spammer?

AoG was my first Forum Gamer:

CreepersWiener wrote:Okay, I am your Dungeon Master, and anyone that wishes to play must choose their characters.

Choose a race, class, sex, and name; and play your character to the role that you envision.

This is a very liberal game, and remember...I am the DUNGEON MASTER and my word is final!

So, let's begin:

Army of GOD wrote:Enter:

Race: 2-dimensional

Class: Raptor

Sex: Both

Name: Orlock the Orlock

Orlock the Orlock wrote:I'm so f****** drunk! I call dibs on the f****** waitress! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CreepersWiener wrote:Ok, YOu can't be a RAPTOR, that's not a D&D class.

Army of GOD wrote:I'm done. The nerdiness of this thread is too over-whelming.

Orlock the Orlock has been eliminated.

Spam? AoG? No way!

That post is such epic win this thread cannot contain it.

CreepersWiener wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I have a reputation to uphold.

Which is, taking over Fircoal's spot as the forum's #1 spammer?

AoG was my first Forum Gamer:

CreepersWiener wrote:Okay, I am your Dungeon Master, and anyone that wishes to play must choose their characters.

Choose a race, class, sex, and name; and play your character to the role that you envision.

This is a very liberal game, and remember...I am the DUNGEON MASTER and my word is final!

So, let's begin:

Army of GOD wrote:Enter:

Race: 2-dimensional

Class: Raptor

Sex: Both

Name: Orlock the Orlock

Orlock the Orlock wrote:I'm so f****** drunk! I call dibs on the f****** waitress! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CreepersWiener wrote:Ok, YOu can't be a RAPTOR, that's not a D&D class.

Army of GOD wrote:I'm done. The nerdiness of this thread is too over-whelming.

Orlock the Orlock has been eliminated.

Spam? AoG? No way!

Way to take this out of context. You left out the part where it said we were in a bar.


Also, I'm not a spammer.

I'm a forum-populator.

Army of GOD wrote:Way to take this out of context. You left out the part where it said we were in a bar.

In my many years of playing D&D I have discovered that while it is nice for me to play my characters in a bar, it's even nicer to be in a bar to play my characters. A combination pizza place and bar is best. Although the time when we met in the back room of a chain resturant was also nice.