Conquer Club

Do you find it easier to score at a wedding than other events? Do you try to score at weddings? Have you ever tried? Are the girls/guy more receptive to invitation and advancement? Do you feel your judgment or emotions are weakened or easier to manipulate?

bedub1 wrote:Do you find it easier to score at a wedding than other events? Do you try to score at weddings? Have you ever tried? Are the girls/guy more receptive to invitation and advancement? Do you feel your judgment or emotions are weakened or easier to manipulate?

It's a popular notion but somehow the incestual nature of it all gets ignored. You hook-up with someone at a wedding and next thing you know its everybody else's business.

Don't like weddings.They depress me.

So many bracked in mustangs(ponies)

...only if I can score with the bride. You get extra points for that.

jonesthecurl wrote:...only if I can score with the bride. You get extra points for that.

I did score at a wedding with the bride once.

jonesthecurl wrote:...only if I can score with the bride. You get extra points for that.

Please. We all know you'd take whatever you could could get. That bottle is bone dry.

ViperOverLord wrote:That bottle is bone dry.

ViperOverLord, still drinking.

'Tis a sad tale of a young man's life destroyed by the bottle.

ViperOverLord wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:...only if I can score with the bride. You get extra points for that.

Please. We all know you'd take whatever you could could get. That bottle is bone dry.

The master of wit and repartee strikes again!

Don't mock him.

As a suffering alcoholic he needs to be helped to build up his self-esteem and to take independent steps towards his own recovery. His is not a comical situation to be laughed at, ViperOverLord is suffering from a genuine illness, a physical addiction, and he needs his friends (us) to lend him the support he needs as he attempts to put down the bottle and heal.

I scored at a funeral once. The willing lady even had her own silk lined bed....

I know, I know, "they said I cud 'ave 'er."

Awshit. We caught Gypsy stepping out for a cold one . . .


Honibaz

He brought his own embalming fluid.

Too much?

thegreekdog wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:...only if I can score with the bride. You get extra points for that.

I did score at a wedding with the bride once.

You know it doesn't count if you're the groom.

Funerals are the best way.

Snorri1234 wrote:Funerals are the best way.

For gay dudes - amirite?


Honibaz

MeDeFe wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:...only if I can score with the bride. You get extra points for that.

I did score at a wedding with the bride once.

You know it doesn't count if you're the groom.

Thank you! I've been hitting this thread waiting for someone to get the joke... I thought it would be jones. My life is now complete and I can die in peace.

durn. There I was saving your life by not laughing.