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Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:04 am
by Army of GOD

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:38 am
by john9blue
Now that you're "back" I guess I'll start to see more threads like this. Not sure if want.

As for your question, maybe it's because she's made of liquid and would splash into a puddle without those clothes on?

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:41 am
by Army of GOD
john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:57 am
by tdans
THAT IS UNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:58 am
by nietzsche
WTF!

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:31 am
by saxitoxin
Army of GOD wrote:
john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(


make sad when AOG & john fight

fantasize of AOG and john as friends who go see movies like "Ramona & Beezus" or go for an ice cream at Baskin & Robbins or play with Transformers dolls together

sometimes john help AOG get candy off the top shelf if AOG can't do the reaching

it must stop now; make it nietzsche - go

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:43 am
by nietzsche
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(


make sad when AOG & john fight

fantasize of AOG and john as friends who go see movies like "Ramona & Beezus" or go for an ice cream at Baskin & Robbins or play with Transformers dolls together

sometimes john help AOG get candy off the top shelf if AOG can't do the reaching

it must stop now; make it nietzsche - go


.. whilst AoG looks under john's kilt. John knows he's looking at his testicles, but he just can't take the first step, he's been hurt before, and Woodruf's kisses are still fresh in his mouth.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:58 am
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
john9blue wrote:Not sure if want.


I'm sorry. I'll leave the politico-religious thread makers alone =(


make sad when AOG & john fight

fantasize of AOG and john as friends who go see movies like "Ramona & Beezus" or go for an ice cream at Baskin & Robbins or play with Transformers dolls together

sometimes john help AOG get candy off the top shelf if AOG can't do the reaching

it must stop now; make it nietzsche - go


.. whilst AoG looks under john's kilt. John knows he's looking at his testicles, but he just can't take the first step, he's been hurt before, and Woodruf's kisses are still fresh in his mouth.


nietz just did the turning of this thread into Yaoi

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:06 am
by hairy potter
watching porn is a pastime for virgin losers

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:59 am
by The Bison King
I dunno, that actually kind of turned me off really. Some of the stuff she was doing just looked painful.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:12 am
by Timminz
hairy potter wrote:watching porn is a pastime for virgin losers


Hey! I've never lost a virgin in my entire life, thankyouverymuch.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:52 am
by muy_thaiguy
Army of GOD wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aidY3xQDZ4

That just ain't right. Just ain't right at all.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:34 pm
by Johnny Rockets
Double jointed spine?
A shitload of Yoga, and a hell of a lot of training.

Wow

JRocks

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:40 pm
by 2dimes
The bumps in her top are racks of ribs.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:30 pm
by tzor
Fascinating. She showed extreeme flexibility around the 2nd to 4th vertribrae. That sort of flexibility is generally lost somewhere in the process of childhood development.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:24 am
by InkL0sed
That isn't porn? Oops.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:01 am
by BigBallinStalin
tzor wrote:Fascinating. She showed extreeme flexibility around the 2nd to 4th vertribrae. That sort of flexibility is generally lost somewhere in the process of childhood development.


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Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:00 pm
by hairy potter

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:57 am
by tkr4lf
hmmm, I guess this may be one of the few people in the world who are actually capable of shoving their head in their ass.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:33 pm
by MeDeFe
I want to know why the dude at 2:54 is wearing a Santa Clause costume.

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:54 pm
by sgom
probably the reason why she isnt a porn star because shes around 13/14 years old at the most

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:30 pm
by hairy potter
sgom wrote:probably the reason why she isnt a porn star because shes around 13/14 years old at the most


if that's the case then my desire to see her in porn just quadrupled

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:34 am
by greenoaks
hairy potter wrote:
sgom wrote:probably the reason why she isnt a porn star because shes around 13/14 years old at the most


if that's the case then my desire to see her in porn just quadrupled

why does your post count remain 1 after all the many posts you have made ?

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:20 am
by Army of GOD
They're all in SIB and they don't count here

Re: Why isn't this girl a porn star?

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:16 pm
by jonesthecurl
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