Conquer Club

It's that time of year again (and by "again" I mean for the second time)...

THE 2010 GREEKIES

For those that aren't aware, every year for the past one year, we've had awards for the best of the best in the off-topics forum or SIB (f/k/a Monkey Business). This year we have some new awards and we've taken a few away. Please send me your nominations via PM or you can post them here.

Rules
- Please do not flame, troll, bait, or otherwise derail this thread. People liked these awards last year and I would like to keep this going.
- All awards should be for SIB. Some users may make witty or intelligent posts in general discussions or the foundry, but they can have their own awards.
- More of a guideline than a rule, please send or post nominees on all items and feel free to send or post more than one nominee per item.

2010 Greekie Awards

Here is the list of awards along with the previous winners, unless it is a new award.

Awards for Individual Users
- Most Entertaining Poster (2009 winner - pimpdave)
- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore (2009 winner - colton24)
- Consistently Funniest Poster (2009 winner - pimpdave)
- Most Likely to Go Off Topic (2009 winner - Player57832)
- Least Likely to Concede (2009 winner tied - jay_a2j and GabonX)
- Best Sports Analyst (2009 winner - Serbia)
- The Unintentional Comedy Award (2009 winner - JJM)
- Best Thread Design (2009 winner - pimpdave)
- Best Use of Emoticons
- Most Likely to be Famous in Real Life
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World
- Most Likely to be Banned Next
- The Most Trusted Name in News
- Most Likely to Give Up on Society
- The Off-Topics Spirit Award - for the user who engages in the widest range of off-topic discussions.

Awards for Threads/Posts
- Thread of the Year
- Post of the Year
- Opening Post of the Year
- Best Thread Parody
- Conquer Club Meme of the Year

My picks.

Awards for Individual Users
- Most Entertaining Poster: Saxitoxin
- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore : Saxitoxin
- Consistently Funniest Poster : Jones
- Least Likely to Concede : ViperOverLord
- The Unintentional Comedy Award : Tzor
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World: BigBallinStalin
- Most Likely to be Banned Next: Saxitoxin
- Most Likely to Give Up on Society: Woodruff
- The Off-Topics Spirit Award - for the user who engages in the widest range of off-topic discussions; Phatscotty

Awards for Threads/Posts

- Conquer Club Meme of the Year

ViperOverlord wrote: Great analysis "insert name here"

Why isn't Frank Sinatra on this list?

Other CC memes include:
Great analysis and Frank Sinatra (as already mentioned)
Slowpoke
X was invented at McGill University in the year Y

saxi should sweep the awards this year imo, funniest poster since herpes

Baron Von PWN wrote:My picks.
- Most Entertaining Poster: Saxitoxin
- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore : Saxitoxin
- Most Likely to be Banned Next: Saxitoxin

reported

saxitoxin wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:My picks.
- Most Entertaining Poster: Saxitoxin
- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore : Saxitoxin
- Most Likely to be Banned Next: Saxitoxin

reported

I was just razin ya uncle Saxi

did i win?

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic (2009 winner/2010 nominee - Player57832)

My money is on Player repeating

- The Unintentional Comedy Award (Thornheart)

Here are a couple more threads that have been nominated by various people, for thread of the year 2010.

Subject: Does your woman have smelly feet?
Subject: Are you sick of people not knowing what ad hominem is?


And a couple Post of the year nominations.

Subject: Jonesthecurl for President

jonesthecurl wrote:Area 51 will become the 51st State, and henceforth all illegal aliens will be their problem.

Subject: Decades of Rock

thegreekdog wrote:All I can say is (in no particular order) - "oops," "sorry," "thanks," "f*ck off."

I'll make some edits.

Lack for once made his way into posting in general discussion, maybe a canidate for post of the year?

lackattack wrote:The dice are random.

Gold Knight wrote:Lack for once made his way into posting in general discussion, maybe a canidate for post of the year?

lackattack wrote:The dice are random.

that thread was in bugs when he posted there...

Jonesy should sweep everything except sports analyst and banned next.

strike wolf wrote:Jonesy should sweep everything except sports analyst and banned next.

SLURP SLURP

Metsfanmax wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Jonesy should sweep everything except sports analyst and banned next.

SLURP SLURP

I agree. Metsfan should get dibs on sloppy seconds.

I'll nominate "This is my word" for Best Meme.
Mostly because every category needs a nominee who cannot possibly win.

This is my word.

29. Serbia's mom is easier than winning a Greekie.

strike wolf wrote:Jonesy should sweep everything except sports analyst and banned next.

[bows]
[hands strike the rest of the bribe]

Some nominations.

Awards for Individual Users

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic -- Inkl0sed
- The Unintentional Comedy Award -- targetman377 or jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin
- The Most Trusted Name in News -- Phatscotty


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote: - Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin

Wasn't born here, can't be President

Fucking great. I re start graffiti and make a unique thread showing everyone what i do, and Saxi comaes along and rightly sweeps the board....

Metsfanmax wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote: - Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin

Wasn't born here, can't be President

I'm sure an Amendment would be passed to allow him.


--Andy

Awards for Individual Users
- Most Entertaining Poster: Victor Sullivan
- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore: targetman
- Consistently Funniest Poster: jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Go Off Topic: Army of GOD (duh!)
- Least Likely to Concede: jefjef
- Best Sports Analyst: squishyg
- The Unintentional Comedy Award: MarshalNey (wasn't exactly "unintentional" but it was certainly a surprise!)
- Most Likely to be Famous in Real Life: saxitoxin
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World: BigBallinStalin
- Most Likely to be Banned Next: theherkman
- The Off-Topics Spirit Award: The Bison King

Awards for Threads/Posts
- Thread of the Year: Who's Next?
- Post of the Year:

MarshalNey wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can jonesey and I teach the fun of math on Day 3? I'm a certified math teacher (I looooove math!) and jonesey makes everything funny so it wouldn't be too brutal I was thinking of doing "The Art of Word Problems".

-Sully

Let me guess, something like:

1) TGD is stealing tequilla from TBK's cabin. TGD manages to steal half as many bottles as the AK=47s in BBS's cabin, and BBS's AK-47 stash is three times as large as targetman's vocabulary. Unfortunately, targetman's vocabulary is only four words larger than the number of ponies squishyg is hoping to ride. If squishyg wants to ride two fewer ponies than the number of aces Pedronicus will be hiding up his sleeve, and Pedronicus will be hiding an ace in each of his six sleeves, how many rules will be broken at Camp Saxi?

2) Morgan P. Wells has a certain number of pieces of Scotch tape. In order to make friends, each night he decides to tape helpful tax advice to the cabin doors of guests that he has stalked during the day. Graph the power function y = x cubed plus C that represents the rate at which Morgan's creepiness increases, where x is the number of times that InsomniaRed tells Morgan that she will not go with him to one of The Greek Dog's nightly orgies, y is the amount of time elapsed in seconds, and C is a constant based upon Morgan's innate serial-killer quality.

-Sully

Victor Sullivan wrote: - Best Sports Analyst: squishyg

Do you know what sports are?

Metsfanmax wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote: - Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin

Wasn't born here, can't be President

The Free World. Not the U.S.