Conquer Club

So, who is the best?! xD.

I say Belle. She's loyal, loves to read, doesn't judge by appearances, and obviously beautiful.

InsomniaRed said I should start this, because she thinks I'm wrong =D.

Defend your choices!

Jasmine. /thread










Also, inb4 john9green says Ariel and attacks my choice.

Ariel. But I should have gone with Jasmine.

Serbia wrote:Ariel. But I should have gone with Jasmine.

Isn't Ariel like 16 or something? Sushi and jailbait at the sametime.

But I'll have to go with Belle, as she doesn't start out as a princess, can read (for all we know, the others can't), and doesn't put up with arrogant muscle-heads (Gast Don).

I voted Jasmine as well. Back when I was little, I loved the Alladin movies, and had some of the action figures too. I would always have Princess Jasmine and Alladin doing awful things to each other. It was fun.

On a related note, a long time ago I came upon a compilation porno video called Disney Princesses. It was awesome. I normally don't like cartoon porn, but this was amazing. So hot seeing Belle, Jasmine, and all the rest doing things that would make Walt roll over in his grave. The scene with Belle and the Beast was particularly rough.

Anyway, sorry to hijack to your thread with porn discussion.

Ummm you can have twelve options, and there are twelve Disney Princesses. You forgot Meg from Hercules and Nala from the Lion King.

The usual line-up

Meg from Hercules

Nala from the lion king


My choice though would be Snow White. You can't put a price tag on innocence like that. Rar
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I can. It was $25 bucks last week.

Arie-

Army of GOD wrote:Also, inb4 john9green says Ariel and attacks my choice.

f*ck

Seriously though, there is no contest. This girl risked her voice and even her LIFE just so she could get a vag. That is a cause that I find impossible to not support.

Another poll should be, who is everyone's favorite My Little Pony? Obv. I am a Fluttershy fan (see avatar), but I find Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle to be excellent ponies as well.

Juan_Bottom wrote:Ummm you can have twelve options, and there are twelve Disney Princesses. You forgot Meg from Hercules and Nala from the Lion King.

I thought Fircoal was the furry...

john9blue wrote:Seriously though, there is no contest. This girl risked her voice and even her LIFE just so she could get a vag. That is a cause that I find impossible to not support.

Wut

That's just stupid. Jasmine, on the other hand, is by far the hottest princess.

Jasmine, hands down.

Army of GOD wrote:That's just stupid. Jasmine, on the other hand, is by far the hottest princess.

looks aren't everything, quit being shallow

this is "best" not "hottest" although in my case the winner is the same for both

john9blue wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:That's just stupid. Jasmine, on the other hand, is by far the hottest princess.

looks aren't everything, quit being shallow

this is "best" not "hottest" although in my case the winner is the same for both

It all depends on how much weight you put on whatever. For me, 99% of it is looks. And the other 1% is whether or not they've lived their entire life under-water. Looks like Ariel's not doin' too well.

mine is 50% looks, 49% personality, and 1% whether they wear poofy pants and curly shoes

Army of GOD wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Ummm you can have twelve options, and there are twelve Disney Princesses. You forgot Meg from Hercules and Nala from the Lion King.

I thought Fircoal was the furry...

Just you WATCH WHO YOU ARE CALLING A FURRY!

john9blue wrote:mine is 50% looks, 49% personality, and 1% whether they wear poofy pants and curly shoes

Don't be hatin' on the poofy pants and shoes.


Also, I typed in "ariel rule 34" on google (with safe-search off). I lol'd SOOOOOOOO fucking hard at the first one (it's NSFW, but it's so hilarious).

i am going to suppress my curiosity because i am in a library

john9blue wrote:i am going to suppress my curiosity because i am in a library

Haha, it's not that bad graphically, just funny.

john9blue wrote:i am going to suppress my curiosity because i am in a library

Oh, and look who's in the lead.

i am, however, glad that aog is taking the first step towards becoming a die-hard fan of one of my favorite fictional characters. by "first step" of course i mean searching for porn of them on the internet.

Army of GOD wrote:

john9blue wrote:i am going to suppress my curiosity because i am in a library

Oh, and look who's in the lead.

argumentum ad populum

I'm sorry, I don't speak loser.

Zing!