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Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:14 pm
by shieldgenerator7
hey, if you were a super hero, what super power would you have?
I'd have portals and shields (which is actually the same thing if you think about it)
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:16 pm
by Johnny Rockets
Mmmm.....I'd be torn between invisibility, and the ability to teleport.
JRock
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:17 pm
by Army of GOD
The ability to eat a hamburger in one bite
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:18 pm
by tkr4lf
I'd wanna be able to cum without any stimulation whatsoever...basically at will.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:23 pm
by Sackett58
X-Ray eye's.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:24 pm
by shieldgenerator7
Army of GOD wrote:The ability to eat a hamburger in one bite
he he he that's so funny lol
how big does it have to be?
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:46 pm
by thegreekdog
Army of GOD wrote:The ability to eat a hamburger in one bite
I must be a superhero.
I would pick either telekinesis or telepathy. Probably the latter.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:47 pm
by safariguy5
Super Genius. Then I'd just invent things that give me the other superpowers.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:49 pm
by nagerous
Invincibility
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:03 pm
by moonman777
The ability to give other people superpowers. Not only would I have have tons of friends, but I would have my own private army of extremely loyal superhumans! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:10 pm
by pimpdave
Until you get betrayed by one of your minions for having a stupid laugh...
BWEEHEEHEEEHEEEWAAAHAAA!
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:26 pm
by Army of GOD
JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:13 pm
by AndyDufresne
I'd rather be a Super Villain and have the power to make everyone happy.
--Andy
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:31 pm
by Ace Rimmer
nagerous wrote:Invincibility
Captain Awesome?
My first thought was invisibility, but then nagerous would just call me "The Invisible Cunt" all the time, which would hurt my feelings.
Anyway, I think I'd have to go with telekinesis.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:54 pm
by nagerous
jakewilliams wrote:nagerous wrote:Invincibility
Captain Awesome?
My first thought was invisibility, but then nagerous would just call me "The Invisible Cunt" all the time, which would hurt my feelings.
Anyway, I think I'd have to go with telekinesis.
You could be Mr. Backwards?
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:00 pm
by CreepersWiener
I would like the ability to turn into a rock.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:23 pm
by jonesthecurl
Fossil Man? Is that you?
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:26 pm
by Army of GOD
Invisibility, but when I'm not killing super villains like Andy, I am gonna watch Tisha shower
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:40 pm
by rdsrds2120
CreepersWiener wrote:I would like the ability to turn into a rock.
jonesthecurl wrote:Fossil Man? Is that you?
Clearly not. He's Kirby.
________________________
I would have to choose whatever powers the Ice King has.
-rd
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:11 pm
by john9blue
omnipotence.
yeah it's broken as hell, but there ya go.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:59 pm
by CreepersWiener
john9blue wrote:omnipotence.
yeah it's broken as hell, but there ya go.
SHUTUP! OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:09 am
by shieldgenerator7
you know, there's a story about a guy who wished he was a rock, and he became a rock, and then his mom wished him back, so he wasn't a rock anymore.
And who is this ice king? He looks like he's from a cheap cartoon
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:36 am
by Ace Rimmer
nagerous wrote:jakewilliams wrote:nagerous wrote:Invincibility
Captain Awesome?
My first thought was invisibility, but then nagerous would just call me "The Invisible Cunt" all the time, which would hurt my feelings.
Anyway, I think I'd have to go with telekinesis.
You could be Mr. Backwards?
Very tempting, I'd love to change my personal history at least.
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:54 am
by jimboston
I think the awesomest super power would be the ability to make Pimpdave or Player shut the f*ck up!
Re: Super Hero Powers
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:06 am
by Johnny Rockets
Then I imagine this is what you would look like?
Duct-Tape Man
JRock