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Conquer Club • Carpet?
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Carpet?

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:50 pm
by bedub1
Is it acceptable?

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:52 pm
by natty dread
If it matches the drapes.

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:55 pm
by Hannibał
Stubbilys are ok, I understand a little laziness, but if the hair can be grabed, or worse yet snagged, you can Gtfo pig. :lol:

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:58 pm
by natty dread
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Re: Carpet?

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:59 pm
by Army of GOD
That would be cool if a redhead got burning red carpets, literally, so then she could lay naked on the ground and you'd be like WHERE DOES THE CARPET END AND YOUR PUBIC HAIR BEGIN??????

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:41 am
by shieldgenerator7
carpet? no, wood floor! Wood floor doesn't mold as easy as carpet does, and you don't need those spike strips they use to hold carpet down. Those spike strips hurt!

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:47 am
by natty dread
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Re: Carpet?

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:50 am
by PLAYER57832
It depends on the room, the climate, etc.

In coastal California , wood or tile floors are nice, cooling (and much more sand tolerant). Here in the East, I far prefer linoleum woord or tile in the kitchen and dining areas, but in the living room and bedrooms.. nice to have a soft carpet for the "toesies" when its snowing out.

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:54 pm
by Woodruff
bedub1 wrote:Is it acceptable?


On walls? No.

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:25 pm
by tkr4lf
Ok...I think a few people missed the point.

I voted no. I like a clean shaven vajayjay.

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:28 pm
by rdsrds2120
I want a car pet!

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Re: Carpet?

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:35 pm
by Tisha
if you vote no, best take care of yourself also...

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:24 am
by whitestazn88
Tisha wrote:if you vote no, best take care of yourself also...


that's why i am usually apathetic about it, although i don't want to have to take a machete down with me.

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:30 am
by Hannibał
Tisha wrote:if you vote no, best take care of yourself also...

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Aw cmon tish! :-$

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:49 am
by shieldgenerator7
rdsrds2120 wrote:I want a car pet!

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lshicastr That's hilarious!

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:59 am
by tkr4lf
Tisha wrote:if you vote no, best take care of yourself also...

I've contemplated taking a razor to my junk, but I'm really hesitant to do it. Once a while ago, my brother and I borrowed our neighbor's clippers to shave our heads, but we ended up shaving our pubes as well with them hahaha...we didn't like this dude. Anyway, after about a week that shit started growing back and itched like a mother. I don't know that I wanna go through that again.

Anyone got any tips on doing it with a razor without slicing open your scrotum?

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:18 am
by Haggis_McMutton
tkr4lf wrote:Anyone got any tips on doing it with a razor without slicing open your scrotum?


You could watch the pain olympics videos again and try to NOT do it like those guys are doing it.

Good luck.

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:39 pm
by Hannibał
Wow tk...wow.. :shock:

Ill just say, avoid manual razors..I pray you know better. And be very careful haha. And the itch is avoided by not going bald son. :lol: :lol:

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:52 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back...

tkr wrote:Anyone got any tips on doing it with a razor without slicing open your scrotum?


Slowly. Once you've shaved a couple of times the grow-back doesn't itch anymore.

-TG

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:38 pm
by Tisha
Hannibał wrote:
Tisha wrote:if you vote no, best take care of yourself also...

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Aw cmon tish! :-$

I think I see balls there..lol
I like hair on a body.. prefer it over smooth.

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just not out of control like your image. ;)

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:44 pm
by Army of GOD
Tisha, can you shave my pubes so I can remember how to do it for next time?

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:11 am
by Tisha
Army of GOD wrote:Tisha, can you shave my pubes so I can remember how to do it for next time?

do you even have any yet?

:lol:

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:36 pm
by mgconstruction
Tisha wrote:if you vote no, best take care of yourself also...

Did & do :twisted:

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:16 pm
by patsfan12
wood

Re: Carpet?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:15 pm
by Hannibał
Ew tish, spare me the underwear model pictures. And those aren't balls, I believe it was old man ass runoff..if anyone else thinks its balls I will delete, don't wanna forum banned lol.
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Mmm..europeans.. :lol: :lol: