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'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:48 am
by Army of GOD
Remember, these are cold-hard FACTS. Debating these is essentially debating truth itself...and we all know Jay is the only one who debates truth. Ask yourself, do you want to be like Jay? (love you Jay!)
1. Atheism is a belief
2. Never, ever go into the Dark Forest if you're doing the final part of Legends of the Hidden Temple. There is ALWAYS a Temple Guard in one of the trees
Re: Army of GOD's 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:51 am
by TheSaxlad
3. There is no life.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:56 am
by Army of GOD
4. Beards are itchy as f*ck
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:41 am
by TheSaxlad
5. The only people that know Army of Gods 'Facts Of Life' are Army of God and TheSaxlad.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:57 am
by natty dread
6. You will never be limber enough to f*ck yourself
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:45 am
by InkL0sed
7. Grandma's teeth are always bigger the better to eat you with.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:20 am
by Serbia
8. DONKEYS!
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:24 am
by Woodruff
It was an ok television show. Jo and Blaire were hot.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:42 am
by shieldgenerator7
7. If it rains and you don't put the lid on your trashcan, the alleycats will have to eat soup.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:15 pm
by john9blue
8. if something can go wrong, it will
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:17 pm
by shieldgenerator7
john9blue wrote:8. if something can go wrong, it will
also known as Murphy's Law
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:43 pm
by Army of GOD
9. Going to bed at 5 AM playing Platform Racing is never a good thing
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:44 pm
by Iron Butterfly
10) Jesus did not have blonde hair and blue eyes.
10 a)he didnt ignore his people because they couldnt write numbers
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:52 pm
by Army of GOD
10. Not numbering your facts makes me ignore them
11. shieldgenerator, you're an artard. We have two number 7s
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:59 pm
by InkL0sed
12. 7's and 8's will always be doubled.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:12 pm
by rdsrds2120
13. It's not fair.
-rd
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:29 am
by tkr4lf
14. Masturbation is a perfectly natural and healthy thing to do.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:00 am
by BigBallinStalin
15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you cancer.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:10 am
by natty dread
BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist.
phicsed
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:16 am
by tkr4lf
natty_dread wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
"phicsed"
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:27 am
by InkL0sed
tkr4lf wrote:natty_dread wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
"phicsed"
16. phicsed will be a meme
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:07 am
by whitestazn88
InkL0sed wrote:tkr4lf wrote:natty_dread wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
"phicsed"
16. phicsed will not be as successful a meme as zing!
phicsed for truth. Zing!
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:56 pm
by tkr4lf
17. When I think about you, I touch myself.
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:51 pm
by InkL0sed
whitestazn88 wrote:InkL0sed wrote:tkr4lf wrote:natty_dread wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:15. Masturbating 5 times a day will give you a sore wrist and a raw dick.
phicsed
"phicsed"
16. phicsed will not be as successful a meme as zing!
phicsed for falsehood. Zing!
phicsed
Re: 'Facts of Life'
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:51 pm
by shieldgenerator7
what does phicsed mean?