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..........because it's very relevant to every issue that he jumps in and discusses. We need to know.

Wonderful poll, and I'll say based on his previous hate posts it will be interesting to see the reasoning.

My guess would be the other way around...

Good sir!

It has come to my attention that you seem to lack a brain.

This may or may not be a consequence of you being abused by a drunken uncle when you were little, but apparently it is severely restricting your cognitive skills.

Indeed, we can only assume that your apparent lack of intelligence has caused you to abandon all logical thought, in a somewhat pathetic attempt at what we like to refer as "wit", since it's apparent to anyone with even a quarter of a brain that if you are interested in discovering whether someone has been abused by a drunken uncle you cannot actually discern this by asking it from other people.

Lastly, I would like to point out that child abuse by relatives is a very serious problem. There is nothing funny about being abused by relatives, and frankly the attempt to make child abuse into a humorous issue and using it as a political weapon shows very poor judgement on your part.

ROFL!

It appears we have Snorri's sucksessor

bradleybadly wrote:ROFL!

It appears we have Snorri's sucksessor

Dear bradley,

I do not know what a "suck-sessor" is. However, I have heard that getting abused by a drunken uncle when you're little may cause you to invent imaginary words, so if this is a cry for help, I urge you to seek help. Remember, there are people who you can talk to. Not me, because frankly I can't be arsed, but I bet there are some.

All the best to you on your road to recovery!

natty_dread wrote:

bradleybadly wrote:ROFL!

It appears we have Snorri's sucksessor

Dear bradley,

I do not know what a "suck-sessor" is. However, I have heard that getting abused by a drunken uncle when you're little may cause you to invent imaginary words, so if this is a cry for help, I urge you to seek help. Remember, there are people who you can talk to. Not me, because frankly I can't be arsed, but I bet there are some.

All the best to you on your road to recovery!

Maybe you should stop getting drunk and going over to your niece's and nephew's houses? Seriously, they're running out of ideas of what to do with you. They asked me if I had any ideas last time, but they never said for what (never knew you could do THAT with figs, 2 mice, and a remote control car).

Lesson learned from this thread: don't mess with Finns. They now how to win.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Maybe you should stop getting drunk and going over to your niece's and nephew's houses? Seriously, they're running out of ideas of what to do with you. They asked me if I had any ideas last time, but they never said for what (never knew you could do THAT with figs, 2 mice, and a remote control car).

That's a bluff. There is absolutely nothing interesting that you can do with figs, mice and a remote control car. None at all.

You are apparently using the old "noodle incident" tactic, trying to convince us that you actually have funny and original ideas, possibly involving rodents, but you won't bother telling us what they are because we're supposed to infer that it's funnier when we have to guess and imagine for ourselves.

However, it's not working. I'm calling your bluff. You don't actually have any idea what you could do with mice, figs and a remote control car. I mean, what, you put the mouse in the car an expect it to jump over the figs or something? Booooooooring. Mice don't know how to drive. Also it's a remote control car so a mouse can't actually drive it.

natty_dread wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Maybe you should stop getting drunk and going over to your niece's and nephew's houses? Seriously, they're running out of ideas of what to do with you. They asked me if I had any ideas last time, but they never said for what (never knew you could do THAT with figs, 2 mice, and a remote control car).

That's a bluff. There is absolutely nothing interesting that you can do with figs, mice and a remote control car. None at all.

You are apparently using the old "noodle incident" tactic, trying to convince us that you actually have funny and original ideas, possibly involving rodents, but you won't bother telling us what they are because we're supposed to infer that it's funnier when we have to guess and imagine for ourselves.

However, it's not working. I'm calling your bluff. You don't actually have any idea what you could do with mice, figs and a remote control car. I mean, what, you put the mouse in the car an expect it to jump over the figs or something? Booooooooring. Mice don't know how to drive. Also it's a remote control car so a mouse can't actually drive it.

You almost, ALMOST, had something there, and then you finished on a whimper. You have the start down, but you just can't seem to finish strong. But hey, practice makes perfect, or, you just fail time after time, never getting anywhere until finally you quit and move on to something else.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Maybe you should stop getting drunk and going over to your niece's and nephew's houses? Seriously, they're running out of ideas of what to do with you. They asked me if I had any ideas last time, but they never said for what (never knew you could do THAT with figs, 2 mice, and a remote control car).

WIN!

muy_thaiguy wrote: You almost, ALMOST, had something there, and then you finished on a whimper. You have the start down, but you just can't seem to finish strong. But hey, practice makes perfect, or, you just fail time after time, never getting anywhere until finally you quit and move on to something else.

Oh please, keep on deluding yourself. Your attempts at "turning the tables" and using my own tactics against me are laughable at best. You may think you have found a secret weakness, a flaw in the impenetrable fortress - but in reality, you're just going to break your girly little ankles even before you get halfway to the ladder, then you just sort of hang there, frozen and wobbling, shouting obscenities to the soldiers on the rampart (who are laughing and wondering if they should even bother with the hot oil), hoping to score at least a moral victory... and hey, I gotta give you points for trying. If I was in your shoes, I'd probably do the same thing. Assuming I was you and not me, seeing as I actually am able to form some original thoughts and ideas, which still seems sort of lacking on your part.

But hey, maybe you're just having a bad day? That must be it. I should give you some credit. You probably do a lot better usually, maybe you're out of practice or you have too much pressure... I get it, "this has never happened to me before", amirite?

Better, but still not quite there. Your delivery would be a B-, but the punchline was a D at best. Keep trying, you know, the whole "hang in there!" thing. You might eventually get it, maybe, so far, I'm not that impressed. Maybe if you would, no that wouldn't work. Maybe try, wait, no, sorry. But here's a picture of a kitten so you can feel better about yourself.

it's funny when some haters find people haters.

muy_thaiguy wrote:But here's a picture of a kitten so you can feel better about yourself.

That is an excellent picture of "Karate Kitten".

Is this actually in Finnish?

Leek Spin

Thought I'd ask before this gets closed.

if anyone wasn't around for flame wars and wants to see what it was like... yeah, it was pretty much like this.

the poll is a nice touch, though.

Also, if natty's dad downed IPAs, that is one classy motherfucker.

EDIT: also, wealthy.

john9blue wrote:if anyone wasn't around for flame wars and wants to see what it was like... yeah, it was pretty much like this.

the poll is a nice touch, though.

Ah memories.

Dammit john, you made me remember the cess pool it had become just before it was closed up.

Hahahaha, no.

-rd