Conquer Club

Username: hoytdwow
Rank: Sergeant 1st Class
Score: 1511
Games: 10000 completed, 4821 (48%) won | Find all games with hoytdwow


shouldn't there be a medal for this?

+1,000 internet cool points.

CONGRATULATIONS you just won a LIFE. just press the logout button to claim your prize.

Why would that be a medal?? Anyone with nothing to do but waste time could win that.

Same could be said for any medal. Including or perhaps especially the conquerer rank.

You've earned and imprssive 9/16 inches onto you e-penis, I hope you use it well

Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.

jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.

Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis

Man, when are you lot going to turn Metric? There's nowt like 568 milliliters of cold beer. Well, except 1,156 milliliters of the same.

I think that's worth at least 20 Becky points.

Crazyirishman wrote:

jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.

Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis

That sounds pevertic...

Crazyirishman wrote:

jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.

Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis

good thing i have averaged only about 10 games per month, and therefore have no e-penis.
i don't HAVE an e-penis, i don't WANT an e-penis, and you need to keep YOUR e-penis's to yourselves.



Actually, i have a question... lets say i had played 10,000 games,
would i then have gianormous eboobs, or a humungous ebutt ?

Not to worry dear, for the brave and steadfast doer of such feats certainly the e-boob to e-butt respective ratio would be aestheticlly symetrical. Luckily they've gone and made a format 37-24-38 which translates to colloquial as 'that's dynamite, baby!'

Not to mention that of feeling having accomplished something.

DogAlmighty wrote:Not to worry dear, for the brave and steadfast doer of such feats certainly the e-boob to e-butt respective ratio would be aestheticlly symetrical. Luckily they've gone and made a format 37-24-38 which translates to colloquial as 'that's dynamite, baby!'

Not to mention that of feeling having accomplished something.

It sounds like we are building an e-body as a reward to such accomplishments. Or maybe just the naughty parts of one.


--Andy

Robinette wrote:
Actually, i have a question... lets say i had played 10,000 games,
would i then have gianormous eboobs, or a humungous ebutt ?

Great question Robinette. E-genitaila are not resticted to e-penises, but also include e-vulva, buttocks, and breasts. After completing the number you have, you've earn at least an inch onto your e bust and some junk to that e-trunk. This of corse does not factor in all of your forum posts or pictures, which add (or substract if you prefer it that way) a considerable amount onto your e-appendages!