Conquer Club

God told me the day will be March 13, 2013.

all i can say is may God have mercy upon those believers still left in the united kingdom. this will be the beginning of the end of england. if one sows the wind, one will reap the whirlwind. sadly, these people know not what they do as God will not be mocked forever. go ahead and laugh and make fun of people of faith. the day will come when athiests will wish that the mountains themselves would cover them for protection­.

Condolences, our limey brethren. Apparently God is going to smote you for this. I really liked some of your music, too.

-TG

all i can say is may God have mercy upon those believers still left in the united kingdom. this will be the beginning of the end of england. if one sows the wind, one will reap the whirlwind. sadly, these people know not what they do as God will not be mocked forever. go ahead and laugh and make fun of people of faith. the day will come when athiests will wish that the mountains themselves would cover them for protection­.

I can think of a lot of things I might wish for, but Im almost positive that the idea that I want a mountain on top of me, would not be my first choice...or a choice.....maybe a mountain of virgins...but I think Im getting my Gods mixed up there aren't I?

the day will come when athiests

The day will come when the god bots will learn to spell.

meh, this just confirms what the real freethinkers have known about modern atheists for some time.

Just a lit fuse, from the back of the pews
Watching a thousand flavours of the same God feud

john9blue wrote:meh, this just confirms what the real freethinkers have known about modern atheists for some time.

the bronies?

I fuckin' knew it!

Also, check out the link to his book on amazon, some hilarious shit in there.

Lol

We've already had some standing outside the mall here passing out literature trying to convert people. Security finally got enough complaints to remove them so they'd stop bothering everyone.

Do we get a reward if we convert a christian? If so, what is the reward?

natty_dread wrote:

the day will come when athiests

The day will come when the god bots will learn to spell.

I'm not holding my breath on that,at least this example does not wrongly capitalise the 'a',in atheist.

they won't do it because they have no reason to.

and even if they will do it, they won't do it on a large scale and for a long period of time. because they will not have any true motivation to do so.

natty_dread wrote:

this belongs in the valid comparison thread!

An athiest group in New Zealand got their bus advertising campaign taken down after religious types complained:

http://www.nogod.org.nz/

natty_dread wrote:

Oh man, Hank. Such a classic.

Let's see what it covers:

Thing with lots of power over you exists.
Thing requires you to cower before it.
Thing WANTS to give you reward, but despite its power, CAN'T until you meet its demands and cower, furthermore, if you don't cower, you are punished.
Lots of people cower but there's no proof of the reward, reward doesn't come till Thing wants it to.
People who supposedly did get the reward are all now "out of contact", because that's how the Thing wants it to be.
The main way people cower to Thing is by giving favours to Thing's representative.
There's no proof Thing's representative is who he says he is, but he gets most of the benefits of people cowering before Thing.
Thing has set of various rules that fall under: common sense, reinforcing belief in Thing, spreading belief in Thing and complete nonsense
Common sense rules used to allow circular reasoning in order to support belief in Thing (if you don't accept the rules and therefore believe in Thing you're rejecting the common sense rules as well, do you really want to live in that society? )
Irrational belief in Thing spreads further irrationality in different areas including other people's personal lives. All such irrational beliefs are hard to remove because an attack upon them is perceived as an attack upon the Thing.

Pretty fuckin' spot on.

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