Conquer Club

The ad on the login page said that I could meet 12,000 Chinese women with the click of a button. I'm not sure how I feel about this amazing opportunity. Thoughts?

You're male, right? How could you possibly turn down such an opportunity?

Overwhelmed, in a good way. Or skeptical depending partially on your age.

Do you have to date all 12 000?

Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.

DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.

That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.

Ace Rimmer wrote:To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.

Thanks for the help Ace

Ace Rimmer wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.

That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.

When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?

Shannon Apple wrote:

Ace Rimmer wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.

That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.

When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?

It's says "trial and error" is how he acquired those skills.

Nope, it says "unsuccessful"

Shannon Apple wrote:

Ace Rimmer wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.

That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.

When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?

Shannon Apple wrote:

Ace Rimmer wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:Luckily Japan has been churning out a great style of game (dating sims) for years. You can play a few of those. Then you learn that Chinese women are just like battles in video games, except you don't attack them with weapons but rather by bribing and stalking them. Eventually, you have sex and take a candid photo of them and move on to the next girl. Ah, Asian reality.

That's my reality too.

To the OP: If you need help meeting girls online, just let me know. Shannon Apple can vouch for me.

When I was joking about being a man in LC, it was you that said. "No, she's a girl, she rejects me. A guy would play along." What does this say for your skill in picking up women?

That was a few days ago and you still remember what I said verbatim. Then you were talking about me in live chat and were fighting about what you said on my wall. You dig me, it's obvious.

looks like shannon has a crush! Ace is a fine young lad

Shannon and Rimmer sittin' in a tree...

Ace can get shanon whenever he wants so Shannon s arguments are flawed.

jsnyder748 wrote:looks like shannon has a crush! Ace is a fine young lad

Thank you kind sir!

Shannon, I love you, even if you aren't a redhead.

Ace Rimmer wrote:

jsnyder748 wrote:looks like shannon has a crush! Ace is a fine young lad

Thank you kind sir!

Shannon, I love you, even if you aren't a redhead.

Something about an Irish accent when saying the word, "shag" is such a turn on, right Ace. Or was it "slag".

Young? He's a right old bastard he is. lol

And he's never hearing my accent, so he can feck off.


It was "slag" but I'll excuse you since you're getting old and the eyesight might not be the best nowadays. XD.

Love is in the air.....Love is in the air......oh sweet love, oh sweet love

chemefreak wrote:The ad on the login page said that I could meet 12,000 Chinese women with the click of a button. I'm not sure how I feel about this amazing opportunity. Thoughts?

That cracked me up so much. Especially you calling it an amazing opportunity.

Shannon Apple wrote:Young? He's a right old bastard he is. lol

And he's never hearing my accent, so he can feck off.


It was "slag" but I'll excuse you since you're getting old and the eyesight might not be the best nowadays. XD.

I just assumed he was young because of how he acted...

btw, what is your avatar? It is very suggestive towards Ace

is this a trap thread?

Army of GOD wrote:is this a trap thread?

Shhhhh, we'll get to that part later.

Shannon Apple wrote:Young? He's a right old bastard he is. lol

And he's never hearing my accent, so he can feck off.


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Are you Mrs Brown??

TeeGee wrote:

Shannon Apple wrote:Young? He's a right old bastard he is. lol

And he's never hearing my accent, so he can feck off.

.

Are you Mrs Brown??

I'm not old enough to be Mrs. Brown. lol

Is s(he) the only Irish person you ever heard talking. You know we all use words like "feck" on a whole other level to you lot.