Conquer Club

A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

He used a time machine.

he left really slowly

AndyDufresne wrote:The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

This

CBlake wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

This

Can you please explain as to how the other two answers aren't correct?

Guys, stop. I won CBLAKE's praise and congratulations fair and square. FAIR AND SQUARE.


--Andy

Army of GOD wrote:

CBlake wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

This

Can you please explain as to how the other two answers aren't correct?

Cuz its a riddle, there can only be 1 hehe

What do I have in my pocket?

That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Gillipig wrote:That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Not Gillipig.

binoculars

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Gillipig wrote:That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Not Gillipig.

BBS will always win with this answer though. I feel like this is always an answer to riddles. Even ones, like: "Who is Gillipig?" I still feel like the answer is "Not Gillipig."


--Andy

Gillipig wrote:That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Your mom who lost her eyes and ears after I stuck my dick in them

Are you sharp like a bee's dick?


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Gillipig wrote:That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Not Gillipig.

BBS will always win with this answer though. I feel like this is always an answer to riddles. Even ones, like: "Who is Gillipig?" I still feel like the answer is "Not Gillipig."


--Andy

Stop flattering me Andy, you know I'm prone to blushing.

CBlake wrote:A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

clangfield wrote:

CBlake wrote:A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

Army of GOD wrote:

clangfield wrote:

CBlake wrote:A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

Hey look it's Mr. I-post-after-the-guy-that-shows-up-late-to-the-thread-and-make-fun-of-him-because-I-am-so-kewl-and-have-a-tiny-package

CBlake wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

clangfield wrote:

CBlake wrote:A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

Hey look it's Mr. I-post-after-the-guy-that-shows-up-late-to-the-thread-and-make-fun-of-him-because-I-am-so-kewl-and-have-a-tiny-package

Hey look its Mr. I-should-instead-post-some-damn-riddles-or-else-I'll-sic-AOG-on-you-and-we-all-know-that-won't-end-well.-Or-maybe-I'll-sic-gillipig-on-you-and-he'll-have-someone-smother-you-since-he-is-into-that-sort-of-thing.-Also,-I-am-not-sure-the-last-time-I-saw-'kewl',-I-think-it-was-in-2004-in-an-mmorpg-that-was-heavily-played-by-brazilians-and-norwegians.-Sweet-deal,-man.


--Andy

Andy is scary when he get's angry.

AndyDufresne wrote:

CBlake wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

clangfield wrote:

CBlake wrote:A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

Hey look it's Mr. I-post-after-the-guy-that-shows-up-late-to-the-thread-and-make-fun-of-him-because-I-am-so-kewl-and-have-a-tiny-package

Hey look its Mr. I-should-instead-post-some-damn-riddles-or-else-I'll-sic-AOG-on-you-and-we-all-know-that-won't-end-well.-Or-maybe-I'll-sic-gillipig-on-you-and-he'll-have-someone-smother-you-since-he-is-into-that-sort-of-thing.-Also,-I-am-not-sure-the-last-time-I-saw-'kewl',-I-think-it-was-in-2004-in-an-mmorpg-that-was-heavily-played-by-brazilians-and-norwegians.-Sweet-deal,-man.


--Andy

Hey look it's Mr. Is-this-the-real-life-is-this-just-fantasy-caught-in-a-landslide-no-escape-from-reality-open-your-eyes-look-up-to-the-skies-and-see-I'm-just-a-poor-boy-I-need-no-sympathy-because-it's-easy-come-easy-go-little-high-little-low-any-way-the-wind-blows-doesn't-really-matter-to-me-to-me-mama-just-killed-a-man-put-a-gun-against-his-head-pulled-my-trigger-now-he's-dead-mama-life-had-just-begun-but-now-I've-gone-and-thrown-it-all-away-mama-ohhh-didn't-mean-to-make-you-cry-if-I'm-not-back-again-this-time-tomorrow-carry-on-carry-on-as-if-nothing-really-matters-too-late-my-time-has-come-sent-shivers-down-my-spine-body's-aching-all-the-time-goodbye-everybody-I've-got-to-go-gotta-leave-you-all-behind-and-face-the-truth-mama-ohhh-I-don't-wanna-die-I-sometimes-wish-I'd-never-been-born-at-all-guitar-solo-I-see-a-little-silhouetto-of-a-man-Scaramouche-Scaramouche-will-you-do-the-fandango-thunderbolts-and-lightning-very-very-frightening-galileo-galilego-galileo-figaro-magnifico-I'm-just-a-poor-boy-nobody-loves-me-he's-just-a-poor-boy-from-a-poor-family-spare-him-his-life-from-this-monstrosity-easy-come-easy-go-will-you-let-me-go-Bismillah-no-we-will-not-let-you-go-Bismilla-we-will-not-let-you-go-Bismilla-we-will-not-let-you-go-will-not-let-you-go-no-no-no-no-no-mama-mia-let-me-go-Beelzebub-has-a-devil-put-aside-for-me-for-me-for-me-guitar-break-so-you-think-you-can-stone-me-and-spit-in-my-eye-so-you-think-you-can-love-me-and-leave-me-to-die-oh-baby-can't-do-this-to-me-baby-just-gotta-get-out-just-gotta-get-right-outta-here-oh-slow-down-nothing-really-matters-anyone-can-see-nothering-really-matters-nothing-really-matters-to-me-anyway-the-wind-blows

I'm not reading that. You sir, suck!

What is brown, has a head and a tail, but no legs.

CBlake wrote:What is brown, has a head and a tail, but no legs.

my poop