Conquer Club

Hey!

That guy stole some of my best moves.

-TG

That whatever is broken.

You have my attention now, big guy.

Bollocks.

why have you chosen gardening over comquer club?

betiko wrote:why have you chosen gardening over comquer club?

It's my convenient role for fucking your mom.




"Oh! Miss Betiko! I didn't see you there! I just took off my clothes because it's so hot out here." <cue her response> "<insert quick response>, hey, would you be a dear and bring me some ice cold water?" <she gets it and returns> "[drink water, purposefully spill a bunch] Oh, my. Looks like I've wet myself. Whatever shall we do??" [T-minus 10 minutes til we bang].

BigBallinStalin wrote:Oh, my. Looks like I've wet myself. Whatever shall we do??"

Only in France would that work as a pick-up line.

mrswdk wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:Oh, my. Looks like I've wet myself. Whatever shall we do??"

Only in France would that work as a pick-up line.

A priori pick-up lines are difficult to universalize, but substitutes do abound. Repeated interaction helps as well, thus obviating the need for pick-up lines (except for the purpose of jokingly being naughty).

Maybe you're just jealous.

Damn it! HOpefully you are back on cc and you are not a threat to my mum anymore.

Betiko's mom invented postpartum depression.

Look I've wet myself.

Sounds like something my 3 year old says.

warmonger1981 wrote:Look I've wet myself.

Sounds like something my 3 year old says.

stop making fun of my mom and belittleing BBS's acomplishments