Conquer Club

Too bad the Macedonia of today doesn't produce the great people's the old one did, such as Alexander the Great and Conan the Barbarian.

Is it the water?

it's the many, many cornholers.

the cornholers roam the forests and park WC's of macedonia with impunity; they are uncountable.

fun fact: one eyed once put it in the glory hole 'to see what would happen'.

Wait, are you talking about Greek Macedonia, or the other Macedonia?


--Andy

notyou2 wrote:Too bad the Macedonia of today doesn't produce the great people's the old one did, such as Alexander the Great and Conan the Barbarian.

Is it the water?

Its the absence of your brain you fucking idiot.

Conan the Barbarian was a Cimmerian, and Cimeria is not even in Europe

From the story of the Conan the Barbarian:

The origins of the Cimmerians stretch back to the Thurian Age. The Cimmerians are the descendants of colonists from Atlantis. Living on the main Thurian continent, the colonists survived the great cataclysm which submerged Atlantis and destroyed most of the Thurian civilizations. The survivors, at this point reduced to a stone-age level of sophistication, eventually found themselves locked in multigenerational warfare with survivors of a Pictish colony.

khazalid wrote:it's the many, many cornholers.

the cornholers roam the forests and park WC's of macedonia with impunity; they are uncountable.

fun fact: one eyed once put it in the glory hole 'to see what would happen'.

The Picts were a tribal confederation of peoples who lived in what is today eastern and northern Scotland.

khazalid I see you set your location to be Scotland... I presume you originate from the Picts from your mothers side. There is a rumor that Conan's people are responsible for raping male Picts with corns in their asses and making them infertile. Poor Picts females that were forced to change their identity to hide Pictis shame... until you show up. You are not playing with corn as your ancestors rite?

This is for both of you

AndyDufresne wrote:Wait, are you talking about Greek Macedonia, or the other Macedonia?


--Andy

Ape, stop eating mucus from your nose !!!

Pretty easy to press GoranZ's buttons, huh?

FYI:

There is a rumor that Conan's people are responsible for raping male Picts with corns in their asses and making them infertile. Poor Picts females that were forced to change their identity to hide Pictis shame... until you show up. You are not playing with corn as your ancestors rite?

Usually when a Wiki about someone (Conan) says that they are a descendant of Atlantis, that's a pretty big clue that they're a fictional character.

Maybe if you ask nicely notyou2 will allow you to use Victor Krum as a national hero of Macedonia though.

mrswdk wrote:Pretty easy to press GoranZ's buttons, huh?

Hahahaha not really... I just replied to them in the only way they understand, with insults

GoranZ wrote:

mrswdk wrote:Pretty easy to press GoranZ's buttons, huh?

Hahahaha not really... I just replied to them in the only way they understand, with insults

--Andy

any great people in Canadian history? except natives from which each one was greater as any of their assassins, notyou.

were you adopted by two cornholers khazalid? looks that you have realy big knowledge about cornholers life.

do you ever know about what you are talking Dufresne? its realy better when you just post your stupid pictures.

and yes, mrswdk can not absent in any provocation with his "sageness" about everything. take care about chinas bourse these days.

Oneyed

Why isn't he accepting conan the barbarian as a true FYR macedonian though? It's as legit as Alexander the great!

FYR are just some low class Albanians who wish they had history of some sort and love sucking russian wieners.

Oneyed wrote:take care about chinas bourse these days.

Boars?

mrswdk wrote:

Oneyed wrote:take care about chinas bourse these days.

Boars?

it means stock exchange or sack in french. what did he mean?

yes betiko, proud french. who are you? gauls, franks, burgunds?
who fucked french girls? englishmen, germans, americans? and ofcourse tons of black slaves.

Oneyed

Oneyed wrote:yes betiko, proud french. who are you? gauls, franks, burgunds?
who fucked french girls? englishmen, germans, americans? and ofcourse tons of black slaves.

Oneyed

i'm the black slave fucking those french girls.

Cabriolet?

betiko wrote:

Why isn't he accepting conan the barbarian as a true FYR macedonian though? It's as legit as Alexander the great!

FYR are just some low class Albanians who wish they had history of some sort and love sucking russian wieners.

Warning French Wanker

Lord Arioch wrote:Cabriolet?

They take horsepower seriously in Macedonia

waauw wrote:

They look like you, same color skin...

You sure it is Macedonia? Looks like Belgium to me

waauw, these could be gypsies. its the same as you show poor ghetto in USA and say this is USA.

Oneyed

GoranZ wrote:They look like you, same color skin...

You sure it is Macedonia? Looks like Belgium to me

Nah we got Greeks. Much cheaper to pull our cars, a tad unreliable though.

fyr macedonians are just a bunch of albanians, just like kossovars we all know that. Just don't let them know you own a chicken!

waauw wrote:

GoranZ wrote:They look like you, same color skin...

You sure it is Macedonia? Looks like Belgium to me

Nah we got Greeks. Much cheaper to pull our cars, a tad unreliable though.

I was talking about the Horse, not the gypsies

Gypsies alert... 50 miles from Brussels

source: https://www.toovia.com/posts/2014/jul/1 ... 5120241674

betiko wrote:fyr macedonians are just a bunch of albanians, just like kossovars we all know that. Just don't let them know you own a chicken!

Sorry we are not chickens and crybabies like you french