Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:53 pm
Prove it by turning a string of text on a computer into a feeling of euphoria:
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Are you a wizard?
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Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:54 pm
This is now a QR code thread.
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 4:01 pm
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:47 pm
I thought I was, but this thread proves I'm not.
Bollocks in 2015.
Bollocks in 2015.
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:52 pm
When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:16 pm
My guess is that all 14 year old boys are Wizards.ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:54 pm
You're a lizard, Larry
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:43 pm
I may not be a wizard but you're a fucking nerd!
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:52 am
Legend says that if you do a helicopter dick you'll be able to fly.
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:01 am
Cape.
Or no cape.
Spoiler
Spoiler
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:10 am
I have a wizards sleeve
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:23 pm
That's tough, man. Maybe you should see a taylor.
-TG
-TG
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:11 pm
Only if you're still single past the age of 30.ManBungalow wrote:When I was 14 I masturbated 6 times in a row. Does this make me a wizard?
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:18 pm
I married a witch that can see the future.
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:26 pm
Lucky dip - round 2!
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:31 pm
Amusing.
No, I'm a squib
No, I'm a squib
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:20 am
A damp one, maybe.
-TG
-TG
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:26 am
Huh... Then is he a squid?TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.
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Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:43 am
I think youare right...he is confusing squib with squidrishaed wrote:Huh... Then is he a squid?TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A damp one, maybe.
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Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:11 pm
The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.
YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!
-TG
YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!
-TG
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:01 pm
That's my main wizardly power.TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.
YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!
-TG
Re: Are you a wizard?
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:40 am
So sorry I didn't get another nation's slang...owait :VTA1LGUNN3R wrote:The phrase isn't "damp squid," there is little point in describing a squid as damp. A squid is always at least damp, unless it's been out of the water too long, in which case it'd be dead. So a "desiccated squid" would be more appropriate. It's "damp squib," a squib being a small explosive that will fail to detonate if it gets wet.
YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY JOKE. It's not funny if I have to spell it out. MORONS!!!1!
-TG