Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:28 pm
by King_Herpes
Troops, I'm going to shoot you straight. Recent life events have led to me having offspring. This is going to put a huge damper on my CC attendance record, not sure if I can fulfill both tasks as a provider and an avid online gamer.
So I ask if there's anyone kind enough to help fill in for me while I continue to binge play mad games and complete my quest for medals. I don't feel confident in being able to do both and well, playing CC is more important than hunting and preying to feed another mouth at this point.
Attached is a text image of my offspring, a spoiler has been provided to control adorability factor: Spoiler
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Milk!
Serious inquiries only for this may take me a while yet, I thank you for any consideration. This conversation has been helpful.
-KH Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:44 pm
by mookiemcgee
Serious question:
were you kids born with herpes or was your doctor able to control transition during the pregnancy?
Also... you hid it well!!! I had no idea by looking at you that you were even preggers!
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:40 pm
by BoganGod
Nothing wrong with tweakers ya big goober. Twerkers on the other hand......
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:48 pm
by owenshooter
what's wrong with tw3akers? at least you know i'll be online and won't miss a turn!!-Jésus noir
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:11 pm
by mookiemcgee
Can I nominate Symmetry?
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:53 am
by mrswdk
I nominate myself, and promise to continue our pattern of playing lots of games against each other in your absence.
And congrats on the mu-mu!
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:40 pm
by Symmetry
You wouldn't be the first bloke on here to proposition me and then turn out to have a kid. Likely you won't be the last. Pregnancy does strange things to a man. Congrats anyway, and delete your internet history.
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:45 pm
by warmonger1981
Do dick pics constitute an application?
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:48 pm
by Dukasaur
warmonger1981 wrote:Do dick pics constitute an application?
Only if you're a congressman from New York.
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:17 pm
by Symmetry
Dukasaur wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Do dick pics constitute an application?
Only if you're a congressman from New York.
Do you really think KH is that picky?
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:33 am
by warmonger1981
Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:34 pm
by iAmCaffeine
warmonger1981 wrote:Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.
Racist.
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:11 am
by warmonger1981
Black and 18 inch better?
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:10 am
by BoganGod
warmonger1981 wrote:Black and 18 inch better?
Rims on your little rascal scooter?
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:42 am
by betiko
Dear Herpes.
Suck it!
I beat you to it and have offspring since july. So you're like a padawan to me. Yes, I did quit CC at some point, but then I realized that I couldn't breastfeed, so I play cc instead.
Don't find lame excuses
Re: Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:36 pm
by warmonger1981
If your talking rims it's 22+ is all I ride. Chrome not black.