Conquer Club

It would be nice to see stats for the other side of the spectrum. Such as most dice fails, worst dice, 2 pair spoils, game turns etc. Medals awarded in the shape if a turd for players who get shit on the most. I fear my home page would look like an overpopulated cow field.

I'm sure my yard would look worse than yours.

They call me, "Mr. Two-Pairs." With four cards, the odds of having a set are 73%, but every goddamn time there's killing to do, I'm the 27% sucker sitting there with two pair.

No, your yard is at worst a chicken pen. The shit bestowed on my dice since they were changed can only be the work of bent shitbags. I'm done with this crap which i suspect was the intention of the cheating asswipes involved. I consider BW to be a weak minded pussyhole with all the sibstance of a stagnating pool of dogs piss. Fact.

I accept that challenge !! They call me Mr Aircraft Hangar due to the space required to house the copius amounts of conquer club droppings bestowed upon me.

Number of dobles games won.