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Do you prefer the Old Alex Jones or the New Alex Jones?

OLD ALEX


NEW ALEX

FYI, this is a change in appearance only. Still just as crazy.

When do we start calling him Ozempic Jones?

I actually thought that was Joe Rogan for some reason.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I actually thought that was Joe Rogan for some reason.

So did you put your dick back in your trousers then, or just stick with it and pretend?

mookiemcgee wrote:When do we start calling him Ozempic Jones?

According to Alex Jones, the only change was that he worked out for a few weeks and took some of the supplements he sells.

saxitoxin wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I actually thought that was Joe Rogan for some reason.

So did you put your dick back in your trousers then, or just stick with it and pretend?

The only bald head I'd ever shoot a load off was Bruce Willis. You're out of luck with your fantasies with me you weird f*ck!

this seemed like the best available thread to post this in

"Jezz Bezos came, Bill Gates came, Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous time. The bankers have all come. Everybody's coming!"

saxitoxin wrote:"Jezz Bezos came, Bill Gates came, Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous time. The bankers have all come. Everybody's coming!"

Melania must be sore all over!

saxitoxin wrote:"Jezz Bezos came, Bill Gates came, Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous time. The bankers have all come. Everybody's coming!"

Epstein Island?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I actually thought that was Joe Rogan for some reason.

So did you put your dick back in your trousers then, or just stick with it and pretend?

The only bald head I'd ever shoot a load off was Bruce Willis. You're out of luck with your fantasies with me you weird f*ck!

what about Yul Brynner?

riskllama wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I actually thought that was Joe Rogan for some reason.

So did you put your dick back in your trousers then, or just stick with it and pretend?

The only bald head I'd ever shoot a load off was Bruce Willis. You're out of luck with your fantasies with me you weird f*ck!

what about Yul Brynner?

he should get a pardon

I agree. Yul Brynner should get a pardon.

karel wrote:he should get a pardon

Pardon yourself for being a shitty human being. How you can even look at your dog then tell others that you hope homes burn down is disgusting.
You're human trash. You're a skid mark on your dads underwear. Your mom should have swallowed.
You're the lowest of the low scum bag piece of fucking filth to disgrace my country and you're exactly why we fail as a species. You're worst than non-alcoholic beer. You're worst than easter. You're worst than Rosie O'donnel.

If i had to put you, Xtra and Armati against one another.. well l, you're a close second.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

karel wrote:he should get a pardon

Pardon yourself for being a shitty human being. How you can even look at your dog then tell others that you hope homes burn down is disgusting.
You're human trash. You're a skid mark on your dads underwear. Your mom should have swallowed.
You're the lowest of the low scum bag piece of fucking filth to disgrace my country and you're exactly why we fail as a species. You're worst than non-alcoholic beer. You're worst than easter. You're worst than Rosie O'donnel.

If i had to put you, Xtra and Armati against one another.. well l, you're a close second.

oof... . that's tough, but fair - DDS wins this thread, as Karel will undoubtedly continue to fail at life... .

riskllama wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

karel wrote:he should get a pardon

Pardon yourself for being a shitty human being. How you can even look at your dog then tell others that you hope homes burn down is disgusting.
You're human trash. You're a skid mark on your dads underwear. Your mom should have swallowed.
You're the lowest of the low scum bag piece of fucking filth to disgrace my country and you're exactly why we fail as a species. You're worst than non-alcoholic beer. You're worst than easter. You're worst than Rosie O'donnel.

If i had to put you, Xtra and Armati against one another.. well l, you're a close second.

oof... . that's tough, but fair - DDS wins this thread, as Karel will undoubtedly continue to fail at life... .

Do you guys think it's actually 'Karen' but she was too drunk to type her name in correctly when setting up the account.

to bad you left nuts are never happy its your fcking way or nobodys way,screw yourself,alex is right on alot of shit,you all just butt hurt cuz you can not handle the truth

karel wrote:to bad you left nuts are never happy its your fcking way or nobodys way,screw yourself,alex is right on alot of shit,you all just butt hurt cuz you can not handle the truth

Has nothing to do with politics you twit. You literally came on here, asking for money for your dog. Lo and behold, you get it, but when other people suffer, lose homes, pets, and families, you laugh?
How in the flying f*ck can anyone even remotely have this retarded mindset? I mean this in the most sincere way possible, but I hope you lose everything, and when you ask for help, because you will, im hoping anyone with any shred of decency will tell you to kick rocks you fucking loser.

hey prick alex speaks the truth, you nut jobs just cant handle it so go fck off

karel wrote:hey prick alex speaks the truth, you nut jobs just cant handle it so go fck off

You are exactly the type of person who I could picture as a fan of Alex Jones.

Pure scum!