Conquer Club

according to uncyclopedia Slovenia is a paradise for gay population.

No, I think that gay population needs more room than Slovenia. (Sorry Slovenian neighbors)

Actually there's was a joke in Croatia: Slovenia declares the war on USA and drops a nuke on Washington.
After a week of constant waiting for American attack Slovenian president Drnovšek calls Bush and Bush shouts at him on the phone: We will kill you!!! Just give us a couple of minutes more till we found you on the map!!!

[The joke sounds better in Croatian.]

translates well in English. you know how ignorant some Americans are.