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So I wrote a program in Java that simulates an election. Sadly, it only does two politicians at a time.

Anyway, would anybody happen to know the political compass of any of the Presidential candidates? I want to run them against each other and see the results.

Sample:
Hitler v Stalin
1st election: 11 8
2nd election: 10 9
3rd election: 11 8

EDIT: We can run members against each other too... If you don't know your coordinates, take the test here

I wanted this to say simulated erection

But that's too easy to program:

public int erection(int penisLength){
return penisLength * 5;
}

omg I love you!

Why do we want to simulate that? Wouldn't a real one be better?

Real erection or election?

You loves cawk!

How about both?

Elections are exciting, like a roller coaster.

stimulated erection xD

and lol, I hate elections.

I don't.

To be honest, the American election is the most exciting I've seen in my lifetime. I sit down every evening with some food and listen to what's happened.

Seriously... nobody has the political compass of anybody?

And we are having a real election... nationwide...

I'm up for two candidates from CC taking the test and giving me their compasses, and then seeing who wins though. But they have to be people who are into politics.

It's a fun life, eh

heres my compass...ive been accused of being political.

Economic Left/Right: -5.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.67

What does that mean?

Makari wrote:What does that mean?

im sort of left wing.

InkL0sed wrote:So I wrote a program in Java that simulates an erection. Sadly, it only does two politicians at a time.

Bill Clinton and who else?

Economic left/right: 5.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: .21

Eat that, you dirty hippies

hecter wrote:

InkL0sed wrote:So I wrote a program in Java that simulates an erection. Sadly, it only does two politicians at a time.

Bill Clinton and who else?

Actually, you just enter a name and its coordinates. Or was that a joke I didn't understand?

InkL0sed wrote:

hecter wrote:

InkL0sed wrote:So I wrote a program in Java that simulates an erection. Sadly, it only does two politicians at a time.

Bill Clinton and who else?

Actually, you just enter a name and its coordinates. Or was that a joke I didn't understand?

If you look harder (he he, pun...) I actually changed a single letter in your post

InkL0sed wrote:

hecter wrote:

InkL0sed wrote:So I wrote a program in Java that simulates an erection. Sadly, it only does two politicians at a time.

Bill Clinton and who else?

Actually, you just enter a name and its coordinates. Or was that a joke I didn't understand?

Think Monica Lewinsky

Oh, I didn't see that modification...

jecko7 wrote:Economic left/right: 5.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: .21

Eat that, you dirty hippies

thats probably how you find a bias in the election thing right there....jecko and i are pretty decently opposite candidates.

Enter name of first candidate: got tonkaed

Enter name of second candidate: jecko7

Enter social standing of first candidate(on a scale of -10 to 1)-8

Enter economic standing of first candidate(on a scale of -10 to 10)-6

Enter social standing of second candidate(on a scale of -10 to 10)0

Enter economic standing of second candidate(on a scale of -10 to 10)6
got tonkaed (-6.0, -8.0): 7 votes
jecko7 (6.0, 0.0): 11 votes

I had to round because it only accepts integers as input at the moment...

PS: Predictable outcome; the moderates always win

indeed i wouldnt really stand a chance of beating anyone except for maybe napoleon.

got tonkaed wrote:indeed i wouldnt really stand a chance of beating anyone except for maybe napoleon.

At least it wasn't a landslide. Also, running it again gave you one more vote, if that's any consolation.