His Noodliness
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:52 pm
Tis a simple question, if you know not of what I speka then visit the site of His holiness, http://www.venganza.org.
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His Noodliness
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I hath been touched!
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:32 pm
I was dying of cancer, and was on my death bed when he came to me....his noodlyness was....awesome....and he touched me with his meatballs. When i awoke, i was cancer free.
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:55 pm
Wow, I'm glad there's a link to His Noodliness' page, as I myself am a Pastafarian. It's great, there's nothing special you have to do at all, except occasionally talk like a pirate, which I do anyway...
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:00 pm
And also there is not only another Pastafarian here, but another Father Jack fan!!! This must be heaven, as created by His Noodliness, although he hasn't got round to adding the strippers and beer volcano...
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:46 pm
I already knew about pastafarianism but what is up with father jack?
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:09 am
Hooray for Pastafarianist Father Jack lovers! Father Jack is a character in this crazy British TV show Father Ted. Its amazing.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:26 pm
kingwaffles wrote:Hooray for Pastafarianist Father Jack lovers! Father Jack is a character in this crazy British TV show Father Ted. Its amazing.
Maybe a little emphasis is needed on 'AMAZING'
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:16 pm
johnnyrotten wrote:kingwaffles wrote:Hooray for Pastafarianist Father Jack lovers! Father Jack is a character in this crazy British TV show Father Ted. Its amazing.
Maybe a little emphasis is needed on 'AMAZING'
Of course
Are you the same Johnnyrotten from Wargame?Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:16 pm
i don't think so...
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:13 am
Ah nevermind then. Theres someone named johnnyrotten on another forum I post on.
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:26 am
His noodliness has shown me the light! Hooray for FSM!
Ramen! Ramen!
Ramen! Ramen!
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:06 am
THIS IS A RELIGON???!!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:30 am
... It's irony.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:29 pm
Can I dispute Fr. Ted being British? It is based on a (fictional) Irish island, written by an Irish guy, and performed (mostly) by Irish actors... who cares that it was produced by Channel 4.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:28 pm
I take exception to this website's claim that the number of pirates has been declining steadily for the past two hundred years. I can tell you from experience that this is not the case at all. We prefer to be called "legitimate businessmen" these days; however, this should not suggest that our membership has suffered or that our core business activities have changed.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:09 pm
I qoute from the FAQ from http://www.venganza.org
That is, as long as you do not use sword or some kind of weapon, you are not qualified as a pirate.
Also, I realize that there are several sports teams named the "pirates", and that there are millions of music/software "pirates". But *real* pirates use swords.
That is, as long as you do not use sword or some kind of weapon, you are not qualified as a pirate.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:26 pm
Huh?
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:43 pm
Lemme see now......Im ex navy, still have a bat with a thong thru the handle hanging behind my door for emergencies, and used to be considered quite a "swordsman" in the good ole days.....hmmmm.........oh what the hell.....aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrh matey..... 
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:56 pm
I am also a Pastafarian. I have natty linguine dreadlocks which I keep green and oily with the sacred pesto sauce.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:06 pm
Genghis Khant wrote:I am also a Pastafarian. I have natty linguine dreadlocks which I keep green and oily with the sacred pesto sauce.
RAmen to that.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:18 pm
battletroop27 wrote:THIS IS A RELIGON???!!!!!
Of course!
Some believe there is a magical, invisible mysterious god who watches over us. These people are going to hell.
Others believe there is a magical, invisible mysterious flying spaghetti monster who watches over us. These people are going to heaven!
One is no more provable or believable than the other. Both have large dusty books filled with stories. Both have miracles. Hallelujah!
You just have to have FAITH and BELIEVE! He will not come to you...you must SEEK HIM OUT!
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:52 pm
Testify!
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:57 pm
Jolly Roger wrote:I take exception to this website's claim that the number of pirates has been declining steadily for the past two hundred years. I can tell you from experience that this is not the case at all. We prefer to be called "legitimate businessmen" these days; however, this should not suggest that our membership has suffered or that our core business activities have changed.
I actually prefer the term "Buccaneer-American."
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the preferred dish at the wedding of Eris Kallisti Discordia and J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. The FSM was glad to donate his tasty noodlyness to the nuptials.
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:43 am
YAY! Pirates and spaghetti, can it get any better?
Re:
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:38 pm
Jolly Roger wrote:I take exception to this website's claim that the number of pirates has been declining steadily for the past two hundred years. I can tell you from experience that this is not the case at all. We prefer to be called "legitimate businessmen" these days; however, this should not suggest that our membership has suffered or that our core business activities have changed.
How prescient can you get?