Page 1 of 4
Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:51 pm
by kleep
So I was with some friends one night and we were trying to think of movies that have absolutely no jack off material.
Schindler's List is one....
Anymore?
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:53 pm
by sam_levi_11
but what about the shower scene
......(thanks ricky)
bridge over the river quia(sp)
saw 4...maybe i should try and tell u how it went
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:56 pm
by kleep
HAHAH.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:59 pm
by tubaman
An Inconvenient Truth.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:02 pm
by sam_levi_11
The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:03 pm
by InkL0sed
sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:04 pm
by reminisco
spelled Kwai. Bridge Over the River Kwai.
anyway, here's a couple:
My Dinner with Andre
The Crying Game (dare you try it!)
Sometimes in April
A Clockwork Orange
Driving Miss Daisy
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:04 pm
by sam_levi_11
InkL0sed wrote:sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...
checks box....oh yeah, im gonna rewatch that...
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:06 pm
by Frigidus
Debby Does Dallas (I have problems
)
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:06 pm
by sam_levi_11
sam_levi_11 wrote:InkL0sed wrote:sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch
"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"
Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...
Shrek
King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...
checks box....oh yeah, im gonna rewatch that...
actually checks box.....no it doesnt.....
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:08 pm
by Anarkistsdream
King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:09 pm
by riggable
The new Rambo movie...f*ck i can barely stand to watch it.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:10 pm
by sam_levi_11
Anarkistsdream wrote:King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...
told you
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:10 pm
by tubaman
I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:12 pm
by sam_levi_11
dont forget the monkey with a face like a bulldog licking p*ss off of a thistle. man he's hot
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:17 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Team America World Police (unless you have a thing for puppets)
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:19 pm
by Hitman079
Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot nudity in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:19 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Hitman079 wrote:Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot nudity in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
And you call that HOT?!?!?!?!
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:20 pm
by reminisco
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
this has since been corrected since the dawning of DVD, but when i was coming up, the VHS from the local video rental joint was such a let down...
the tracking at the part when Phoebe Cates lets us all have a nice long gander at her lovelies was always so fubar i could barely tell that she was walking towards the camera, let alone baring herself for my pleasure. and putting it on pause just didn't do the trick.
talk about a frustrated and wasted youth.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:21 pm
by sam_levi_11
Anarkistsdream wrote:Hitman079 wrote:Borat: ural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
And you call that HOT?!?!?!?!
that was the funniest thing eva
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:26 pm
by Hitman079
Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:28 pm
by The Gunslinger
*walks into topic*....*looks around*...*backs out slowly*
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:31 pm
by icedagger
tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked
much better with shrek.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:34 pm
by muy_thaiguy
icedagger wrote:tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked
much better with shrek.
I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
Re: Movies you can't jack off to.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:52 pm
by tubaman
muy_thaiguy wrote:icedagger wrote:tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked
much better with shrek.
I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
Ha yall are right, those are much better. I just think Muffasa is an awesome name.