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Here's a good conspiracy theory for everyone:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYbXeLTnf0

i find this thread offensive because it makes light of a very tragic death you should be ashamned of yourself i once punched a french guy cos he laughed at elvis you should be ashamed of yourself it still haunts me

why would you fake your in a sh*tting . You'd die in a fire rescuing a kitten, not having a huge jobbie.

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No news there, everyone knows Elvis hitched a ride with the space aliens who liked his singing so much that they made him immortal, now he pops back every once in a while to make an appearance and see how many people spot him while he watches Youtube videos from Alpha Centauri.

Dude you go and say that where Elvis died. Stop disrespecting his death because you'll get your head bashed in if you went to wehre Elvis died and said that. I can't believe you would make a joke of that.


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Iliad wrote:Dude you go and say that where Elvis died. Stop disrespecting his death because you'll get your head bashed in if you went to wehre Elvis died and said that. I can't believe you would make a joke of that.

I wasn't joking, I'm being totally serious about it.

MeDeFe wrote:

Iliad wrote:Dude you go and say that where Elvis died. Stop disrespecting his death because you'll get your head bashed in if you went to wehre Elvis died and said that. I can't believe you would make a joke of that.

I wasn't joking, I'm being totally serious about it.

You weren't there okay?

I was there. I remember the sounds, the horror. But most of all I remember that smell

So just fucking shut up

Iliad wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

Iliad wrote:Dude you go and say that where Elvis died. Stop disrespecting his death because you'll get your head bashed in if you went to wehre Elvis died and said that. I can't believe you would make a joke of that.

I wasn't joking, I'm being totally serious about it.

You weren't there okay?

I was there. I remember the sounds, the horror. But most of all I remember that smell

So just fucking shut up

It was the smell of an interstellar anti-matter spaceship drive, it's been scientifically proven by videos on Youtube.

MeDeFe wrote:

Iliad wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

Iliad wrote:Dude you go and say that where Elvis died. Stop disrespecting his death because you'll get your head bashed in if you went to wehre Elvis died and said that. I can't believe you would make a joke of that.

I wasn't joking, I'm being totally serious about it.

You weren't there okay?

I was there. I remember the sounds, the horror. But most of all I remember that smell

So just fucking shut up

It was the smell of an interstellar anti-matter spaceship drive, it's been scientifically proven by videos on Youtube.

I know what that smell was. It was the smell of death. The smell of people. The smell of shit.

I will always remember that smell

Iliad wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

Iliad wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

Iliad wrote:Dude you go and say that where Elvis died. Stop disrespecting his death because you'll get your head bashed in if you went to wehre Elvis died and said that. I can't believe you would make a joke of that.

I wasn't joking, I'm being totally serious about it.

You weren't there okay?

I was there. I remember the sounds, the horror. But most of all I remember that smell

So just fucking shut up

It was the smell of an interstellar anti-matter spaceship drive, it's been scientifically proven by videos on Youtube.

I know what that smell was. It was the smell of death. The smell of people. The smell of shit.

I will always remember that smell

Exactly, that's what an interstellar anti-matter spaceship drive smells like, you just proved me right.

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