Conquer Club

Dear Belgium, please send me four crates of St Bernardus 9 or 12, post haste.

Thanks in advance,
Lots of Love,
DM


PS. Also, any spare hotties that you have laying around.

Belgian hotties?

When I was last in Belgium I remember it being full of hotties.

That said, when I last went to Belgium I discovered St Bernardus 9 and 12... so it may simply have been that Belgium has been cursed by an underfunded streetlighting program and is full of unsecured farm animals.

Who can really say?

Dancing Mustard wrote:When I was last in Belgium I remember it being full of hotties.

That said, when I last went to Belgium I discovered St Bernardus 9 and 12... so it may simply have been that Belgium has been cursed by an underfunded streetlighting program and is full of unsecured farm animals.

Who can really say?

It also could be that you discovered St Bernardus 9 and 12 and afterwards noticed there were hotties everywhere.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:When I was last in Belgium I remember it being full of hotties.

That said, when I last went to Belgium I discovered St Bernardus 9 and 12... so it may simply have been that Belgium has been cursed by an underfunded streetlighting program and is full of unsecured farm animals.

Who can really say?

It also could be that you discovered St Bernardus 9 and 12 and afterwards noticed there were hotties everywhere.

I think thats what he said.

Gypsys Kiss wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:When I was last in Belgium I remember it being full of hotties.

That said, when I last went to Belgium I discovered St Bernardus 9 and 12... so it may simply have been that Belgium has been cursed by an underfunded streetlighting program and is full of unsecured farm animals.

Who can really say?

It also could be that you discovered St Bernardus 9 and 12 and afterwards noticed there were hotties everywhere.

I think thats what he said.

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Dear UK,

I would like a new episode of Top Gear tonight.

Thanks,

Some American Dude

Dear Nigeria,

Since you now have millions of gallons of oil, and subsequently billions of US dollars, can I have the 48 cents a day that I mailed to feed little Mundabi. That bastard never even wrote me the promised thank you note.

Sincerly,

jbrettlip

jbrettlip wrote:Dear Nigeria,

Since you now have millions of gallons of oil, and subsequently billions of US dollars, can I have the 48 cents a day that I mailed to feed little Mundabi. That bastard never even wrote me the promised thank you note.

Sincerly,

jbrettlip

I would also like to ask Nigeria whether they know Prince Ughami and would kindly ask him to send me the promised 5 million dollars.

Snorri1234 wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:Dear Nigeria,

Since you now have millions of gallons of oil, and subsequently billions of US dollars, can I have the 48 cents a day that I mailed to feed little Mundabi. That bastard never even wrote me the promised thank you note.

Sincerly,

jbrettlip

I would also like to ask Nigeria whether they know Prince Ughami and would kindly ask him to send me the promised 5 million dollars.

ROFLMAO

Snorri1234 wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:Dear Nigeria,

Since you now have millions of gallons of oil, and subsequently billions of US dollars, can I have the 48 cents a day that I mailed to feed little Mundabi. That bastard never even wrote me the promised thank you note.

Sincerly,

jbrettlip

I would also like to ask Nigeria whether they know Prince Ughami and would kindly ask him to send me the promised 5 million dollars.

He said to re-send your bank information to me

Dear America. Please send us a bank ... oh wait ... nevermind

Dear USA,

Please give me a good game of Monday Night Football tonight.

Sincerely,

pimpdave


p.s. USA! USA!

p.p.s. Also, please stop fucking up the economy you dumb, greedy fucks. Lehman and now Merrill Lynch? Damn. How's a brother supposed to manage his portfolio anymore?

Dear Holland,

Please send us some windmills so T. Boone Pickens will quit advertising about wind power on TV. Since our money has no value, and your country in sknown for dykes, please consider payment for said windmills in the form of Rosie O'Donnell and Samantha Rosen (or whatever Lyndsey's gal pal's name is.)

jbrettlip wrote:Dear Holland,

Please send us some windmills so T. Boone Pickens will quit advertising about wind power on TV. Since our money has no value, and your country in sknown for dykes, please consider payment for said windmills in the form of Rosie O'Donnell and Samantha Rosen (or whatever Lyndsey's gal pal's name is.)

I think we can work out a deal. Just don't send Rosie O'Donnell and you can get whatever you want.

Seriously.

Dear New Zealand,

Please make Peter Jackson start making good movies again.

Thank you.

Dear Thailand,

I like your food. Send me some. kthxbai

Dear France, stop being so whiny and start throwing your smelly cheese at the Germans the next time they invade.

Dear America:
Stop ****** around with politics and fix your **** economy before it ****** the rest of the world!!!!