Conquer Club

Because I sure don't!!!

I could go for some of that right about now.

Something tells me that his girl really likes cookie...

DaGip wrote:

Something tells me that his girl really likes cookie...

She may just be English.

Actually she has really bad scaley Gingivitas. Brush your teeth.

heavycola wrote:

DaGip wrote:
Something tells me that his girl really likes cookie...

She may just be English.

Nah, she'dve dunked them in her cuppa first.

DaGip wrote:

Something tells me that his girl really likes cookie...

What's all this talk about cookies?

Juan_Bottom wrote:I could go for some of that right about now.

Oh man, that is hilarious with the changed title.

You're a hilarious bastard you know that? You only got me you a-hole.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:I could go for some of that right about now.

Oh man, that is hilarious with the changed title.

I know....

I voted yes. So sweet. So delicious.

Where's the "I haven't tried it yet, but am looking for a sturdy young man to rupture my rectum for hours on end" option?

Juan_Bottom wrote:You're a hilarious bastard you know that? You only got me you a-hole.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:I could go for some of that right about now.

Oh man, that is hilarious with the changed title.

I know....

Yes, I do realize that Juan. You took the bait. And hard. Just like that penis you said you wanted.

Neoteny wrote:Where's the "I haven't tried it yet, but am looking for a sturdy young man to rupture my rectum for hours on end" option?

I think you have to PM Hologram for that.

This is where I want to take Hologram before he goes off to find Bin Laden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

DaGip wrote:This is where I want to take Hologram before he goes off to find Bin Laden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

If by "gay" you mean straight, and by "bar" you mean strip club, I would be more than willing to accompany you.

Hologram wrote:

Click image to enlarge.

Because I sure don't!!!

It says 'Click image to enlarge' but no matter how often I click it, it won't get any bigger.

Hologram wrote:

DaGip wrote:This is where I want to take Hologram before he goes off to find Bin Laden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

If by "gay" you mean straight, and by "bar" you mean strip club, I would be more than willing to accompany you.

You're going to strip for DaGip?

Please video tape this.

pimpdave wrote:

Hologram wrote:

DaGip wrote:This is where I want to take Hologram before he goes off to find Bin Laden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

If by "gay" you mean straight, and by "bar" you mean strip club, I would be more than willing to accompany you.

You're going to strip for DaGip?

Please video tape this.

I need a camera and a thong. Unless you're into the whole seasonal thing, in which case I already have the thong.

I think every guy in the world should be a fag. Except me.

flabio wrote:I think every guy in the world should be a fag. Except me.

Well, with a name like "flabio", you probably already are.


Mmmmm nothing like fat gay men in the morning.


Speaking of, I helped turn a guy gay my junior year in high school (or at least helped him come out of the closet). All in all it was a very disturbing experience. But I guess hindsight is always 20/20.

Hologram wrote:

flabio wrote:I think every guy in the world should be a fag. Except me.

Well, with a name like "flabio", you probably already are.


Mmmmm nothing like fat gay men in the morning.


Speaking of, I helped turn a guy gay my junior year in high school (or at least helped him come out of the closet). All in all it was a very disturbing experience. But I guess hindsight is always 20/20.

Did you meet a new pal, and become his man gal?

flabio wrote:

Hologram wrote:

flabio wrote:I think every guy in the world should be a fag. Except me.

Well, with a name like "flabio", you probably already are.


Mmmmm nothing like fat gay men in the morning.


Speaking of, I helped turn a guy gay my junior year in high school (or at least helped him come out of the closet). All in all it was a very disturbing experience. But I guess hindsight is always 20/20.

Did you meet a new pal, and become his man gal?

No, I just gave him a few public lap dances. All in good fun and all, but incredibly disturbing once he came out.

That's classic. Care to give me one? I tip well.

browng-08 wrote:That's classic. Care to give me one? I tip well.

It's not even gay code. He's just outright saying it.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

browng-08 wrote:That's classic. Care to give me one? I tip well.

It's not even gay code. He's just outright saying it.

Why would I use gay code? I'm not gay.