Conquer Club

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Several images.

Amusing caption.

Satirical poem beneath a photoshopped combination of osama/obama.

Did I win?

devastating rebuttal of the previous post.

attempt to derail the conversation by posting nudes of Matt Damon

sadness caused by the harshness of jones' notaflameatall easily dispelled by the hawtness of matt damon's abs. no homo.

appropriate emoticons. (walkies!)

Furious rant about going off topic that ironically brings the thread quite off topic.

lol

something about donuts

Neoteny wrote:lol

in my defense, I was attempting to be the person who just types "lol" and doesn't contribute to the conversation.

I was also going to type "double post," but jones fastposted me.

Frigidus wrote:Furious rant about going off topic that ironically brings the thread quite off topic.

angry retort involving multiple uses of the phrase "your a retard1"

advises you to take it to flame wars

Even-handed, but pompous and wordy post on something only tangentially related to the issue at hand which I happen to know a lot about.

Image all the people, living life in peace

Fix the dice.

Johnny Rockets wrote:Fix the dice.

Ha! Im glad that Im not the only one who knows the dice are loaded. There is no way possible that these dice are non random....ran the calculations myself and the only way this could happen in Vegas is with rounded dice on a non-level table that had grains of salt or sand thrown on it to make some inconsistencies. Add to that a switch in dice to the other player....Its fun though. I get to practice my anger management skills....lmao

Sasha Grey wrote:

Johnny Rockets wrote:Fix the dice.

Ha! Im glad that Im not the only one who knows the dice are loaded. There is no way possible that these dice are non random....ran the calculations myself and the only way this could happen in Vegas is with rounded dice on a non-level table that had grains of salt or sand thrown on it to make some inconsistencies. Add to that a switch in dice to the other player....Its fun though. I get to practice my anger management skills....lmao

Get back off topic, jerkface.

anyhow whatever happened to [name of obscure and long-gone CCer]?
You know the guy who used to [description of endearing little eccentricity].
He'd have loved this!

oh, and also, snotty comment on grammar/spelling about a post everyone had forgaotten about.

Picture of George W. in suit and tie

jonesthecurl wrote:anyhow whatever happened to [name of obscure and long-gone CCer]?
You know the guy who used to [description of endearing little eccentricity].
He'd have loved this!

Ooh ooh! I know!

whatever happened to Fircoal?

You know the guy who used to post stuff that made spam seem meaningful.
He'd have loved this!