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much to do about nothing

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:15 pm
by lessel55
in about 647 B.C. the astrogoths began cooking fish heads with dried peppers and goatcheese... you can find the recipe at who givesaflying.com well, the franks would give them a little flack, calling them (among other things) prailers, ungrs, and nothbligs, and so the practice of cooking fish heads became known as "nothing"

when the astrogoths had there annual "Kalakidoo" festival, in which they would cook up all the fish heads they had collected over the traclikar season, the franks would mock them with their "woop de doo" carnival.

there you go. much to do over nothing.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:43 pm
by captain.crazy
hmmm... I find no real reference to astrogoths, though I do find Ostrogoths. The Ostrogoths, however seem to be found about a thousand years later in history. Do you suppose that you might clarify? I am hoping that we may find the origins of the Illuminati, if we but only dig a little deeper.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:53 pm
by jonesthecurl
Did you almost decloak for an instant?

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:57 pm
by captain.crazy
jonesthecurl wrote:Did you almost decloak for an instant?
I am fully clothed sir, I assure you.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:08 am
by b.k. barunt
I could swear i saw a nipple.


Honibaz

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:10 am
by captain.crazy
b.k. barunt wrote:I could swear i saw a nipple.


Honibaz
:lol:

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:07 am
by MeDeFe
The Astrogoths helped the Egyptians build their pyramids before they flew off into space again.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:23 am
by snufkin
The other branch was the visorgoths whose space helmets always had the visor down - some say it was because they were ugly..
another theory is that they had a lot of garlic in their fish and were embarrassed about their bad breath.

the illuminati are of course just a bunch of freemason wannabes

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:10 pm
by jonesthecurl
What's happened to the ROsicrucians?
They were the subject of all the conspiracy theories a century or two ago.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:23 pm
by captain.crazy
jonesthecurl wrote:What's happened to the ROsicrucians?
They were the subject of all the conspiracy theories a century or two ago.
They are all the same, I think, just going by other names. In truth, its the Jesuits that you have to watch out for.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:37 pm
by HapSmo19
Seriously, preceeding the Astro and Visorgoths were the Libergoths who are actually responsible for the fish head cooking tradition as they gave the good parts of the fish to their enemies because they felt sorry for them.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:46 pm
by captain.crazy
HapSmo19 wrote:Seriously, preceeding the Astro and Visorgoths were the Libergoths who are actually responsible for the fish head cooking tradition as they gave the good parts of the fish to their enemies because they felt sorry for them.
I thought that was the Steveyeisermangoths. And I think it was raw squid, not fish heads.

Re: much to do about nothing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:04 pm
by Juan_Bottom
I wish my lawn was emo and would cut itself?