Conquer Club

Obviously this is a matter of opinion... but I'm really looking for some kind of specificity. What makes you think that [insert genre] is the worst form of noise out there?

For me, new country music is the epitome of suck. Hank is probably rolling in his grave at what "country" music has turned into, which is essentially pop music with some banjo, being front-run by talentless bleach-blonde bubbly bimbos like Jessica Simpson.

I'd venture to say that this particular genre is worse than the Britneys or the Mileys, simply because it is pretending to be something its not. At least these other hacks understand their niche and stick to the top 40 pop crap.

whatever you like is worst

There is a musical style in the nordic countries (scandinavia + finland) that is called dance band music. also had some success in Germany and I think they have some similarly horrible music there.
It is inspired by country and swing music and is possibly the worst music on planet earth. You dance foxtrot or jitterbug to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQTi_Juy ... re=related

snufkin wrote:There is a musical style in the nordic countries (scandinavia + finland) that is called dance band music. also had some success in Germany and I think they have some similarly horrible music there.
It is inspired by country and swing music and is possibly the worst music on planet earth. You dance foxtrot or jitterbug to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQTi_Juy ... re=related

i think i just went deaf...... hello????

Pop. It has ruined many a good song for me.

Classic rock; it's boring and overrated.

Ska.

TeletubbyPrince wrote:Classic rock; it's boring and overrated.

Not my multi, I swear.

Neoteny wrote:

TeletubbyPrince wrote:Classic rock; it's boring and overrated.

Not my multi, I swear.

Lier.

country is pretty bad, but so is classic rock. Iron Maiden, they alone are one of the worst kinds. Simply because everything is the fucking same. Every song sounds like a rallying battle cry with the same fucking drums and bass. Fucking shite.

I think that the worst music ever is the music so romantic, almost to tears...it's just disgusting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNG0pQFHIJU

Here, at popular basis of population, the people listen some kind of noise, so vulgar, gaudy and..kitch...it's called Carrilera

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OL0vTYthc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb1AunGV5ig&feature=related

And talking about noise...You ever listen some thing called...Grindore...maybe I just dont' undertand...or maybe it's just crap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Q1d0LPzR0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnZ-lwQS ... re=related

Country, as a whole. Nothing irks me more than hick drawl turned singing, with a packing of lyrical religious nonsense twisted into poetic dumbass talk. I imagine having lit napalm all over my my body would be more enjoyable to suffer.


Also, that disrespectful hip hop/pop/whatever that ruins good, old songs is pretty bad and annoying. Recently there's "You Spin Me Round", "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger", "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)", "Sugar", and a couple others I can remember that have been ripped off and made much worse. I actually liked the "Take a Look at my Girlfriend" sample.

I am now tempted to post several country music videos, just to annoy the crap out of some people.

Falkomagno wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb1AunGV5ig&feature=related

that is pretty horrible but swedish dansbandsmusik still wins..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p-DxlzgXfE

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

TeletubbyPrince wrote:Classic rock; it's boring and overrated.

Not my multi, I swear.

Lier.

Antwerp, actually.

I was just kidding about ska. I refuse to name any type of music to be "worst." I just prefer some over others (I prefer ska over country).

MaleAlphaThree wrote:Also, that disrespectful hip hop/pop/whatever that ruins good, old songs is pretty bad and annoying. Recently there's "You Spin Me Round", "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger", "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)", "Sugar", and a couple others I can remember that have been ripped off and made much worse. I actually liked the "Take a Look at my Girlfriend" sample.

A friend of mine and I joked about this recently after hearing Framing Hanley's version of Lollipop. How much do you have to suck to play someone else's hit music to get famous?

MaleAlphaThree wrote:....
.... Recently there's "You Spin Me Round", "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger", "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)", "Sugar", and a couple others I can remember that have been ripped off and made much worse. I actually liked the "Take a Look at my Girlfriend" sample.

Look this version of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw


at least...creative

I think that crazy Swedish danceband crap might win. That truly is awful.

Crap and hip-hop are scourges on society and should be eradicated, with extreme prejudice.

Where's the poll ?!

I vote for rap as being the worst.

ManBungalow wrote:Where's the poll ?!

I vote for rap as being the worst.

Yeah this thread definitely needs a poll. I'd like to see how many have the good taste to vote that rap sucks.

Country is worse than rap.

Country is ALL THE SAME.

I'm not familiar with newer music, but there is this one genre, I'm not sure what you would call it but it sounds like poppish dance with elements of hip hop and always some kind of synthesizer effect on the vocals. It's seems to be all over the radio these days. This, I think is even worse than country. Anyone know that the hell im talking about?

Kid_A wrote:I'm not familiar with newer music, but there is this one genre, I'm not sure what you would call it but it sounds like poppish dance with elements of hip hop and always some kind of synthesizer effect on the vocals. It's seems to be all over the radio these days. This, I think is even worse than country. Anyone know that the hell im talking about?

btw, i think that all people who like this music should die a very painful death.

Kid_A wrote:

Kid_A wrote:I'm not familiar with newer music, but there is this one genre, I'm not sure what you would call it but it sounds like poppish dance with elements of hip hop and always some kind of synthesizer effect on the vocals. It's seems to be all over the radio these days. This, I think is even worse than country. Anyone know that the hell im talking about?

btw, i think that all people who like this music should die a very painful death.

uuuurgh that´s an autotuner set to max - sounds like a broken vocoder..

apparently invented by a guy called Andy Hildebrand.
He should be on everyone´s hitlist... (j/k)

There are exceptions....but a lot of Rap sucks ass.