Conquer Club

"One of the jail's neighbors, Bill Eshleman — a 72-year-old retired postal worker who said he keeps his .30-06 hunting rifle loaded and ready — said the detainees would invite trouble, and he would rather see them sent back where they came from.

But he joked that his rifle was "very accurate," and backed up the claim by pointing to a pronghorn antelope head propped along his fenceline, a trophy from last hunting season."

"Montanans as Second Amendment-loving gun owners"

"jail's well-armed neighbors would constitute an "unofficial redneck patrol."

Shivas wrote:Instead of waterboarding, they could snowboard

A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.

They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".

The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.