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What does Heat Ledger and Michal Jackson have in common besides untimely deaths?




They both fucked a boy on a ranch!


Thank you i made that one up myself

your sick

JACKAZZTJM wrote:What does Heat Ledger and Michal Jackson have in common besides untimely deaths?




They both fucked a boy on a ranch!


Thank you i made that one up myself

the spelling alone in this thread is epic...-0

I guess he finally Beat It..

..not much of a Thriller now is he?

Saint Peter won't let Jacko into heaven. Don't blame it on the sunshine... don't blame it on the moonlight... don't blame it on the good times... blame it on the buggery.

when farrah fawcett went to heaven , god gave her one wish .she said her one wish would be to keep kids in the world safe so god killed micheal jackson

soka wrote:when farrah fawcett went to heaven , god gave her one wish .she said her one wish would be to keep kids in the world safe so god killed micheal jackson

Yeah, that is a good one. I texted it to a someone, hoping she'll let me see her naked because it's so funny.

I have to say though, I thought I posted some grade A puns..

Eh, you could have done better.

No I couldn't. I'm not clever.

Michael Jackson body is 90% plastic so he is going to be melted down into lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change

You wanna be starting somethin'????


This thread is just bad, now beat it.

Hes black, hes white.
When he goes to hell won't he get a fright.

no more jesus juice for mcauly

if anyone is off sick i8n your work, just give them the vitamin tablets to come back to work.
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Your butt is fine
Gonna take you right
Just show your age
and if its not too high
Im telling you
On how ill feel
Gonna jump behind
just take this pill
Come on me
Come on me
Lay it on me all right...

Im giving you
at the age of three
just show your stuff
and let it be . . .
Im telling you
Just use your mouth
you know the game
im headin south

Well they say the skys the limit
And to me thats really true
But my boy you have seen nothing
Just wait til I get through . . .

Because Im dead, Im dead-come on me
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead, Im dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead, Im dead-come on, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Whos dead . . .

The word is out
Im doin wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long,
Your pretty eyes
Gonna take you right
So listen up
Dont make a fight,
My talk is cheap
Youre not a man
Youre throwin stones
With your little hands

But they say the skys the limit
And to me thats really true
And my friends you have seen nothin
since youre barely old enough to pooh

Because Im dead, Im dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead, Im bad-you know it, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(just to tell you once again)
Whos dead . . .

We can hold hands tomorrow
I can hold your face
If you dont like what Im sayin
better leave this place . . .

Because Im dead, Im bad-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)

Woo! woo! woo!
(and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again . . .)

You know Im dead, Im dead-come on me
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im bad, Im dead-you know it-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know, you know, you
Know, come on
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Just to tell you
(just to tell you once again)

Youre so smooth, Im dead, you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead, Im dead baby
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know, you know, you
Know it, come on me
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Woo!
(just to tell you once again)

You know Im dead, Im dead-you know it
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead-you know-hoo!
(dead dead-really, really dead)
You know Im dead-Im dead-you know it, you know
(dead dead-really, really dead)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again . . .
(just to tell you once again . . .)
Whos dead?

When you hear a loud rumble outside, it isn't thunder. Its Elvis beating the crap out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.

McDonalds are creating the McJackson burger in celebration of Michael Jackson's life and times. It's a 50 year old piece of meat stuffed between two 10 year old buns.

First he was ebony, then he was ivory, he did the wrong duet with Paul McCartney.

Who the f*ck is gonna blow Bubbles now?!

The autopsy is finished and the cause of death has been determined.









Food poisoning from 12 year old nuts.

TICKETS SELLING FAST! Tickets are now on sale for Michael Jackson's cremation. This will be your last chance to see Jacko's body-popping.

so many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.



You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.

Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this."

All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was!