Conquer Club

become a monk of Internetism! no women are accepted due to the fact that this secret society will tear you apart.... and sex is banned in the 50 commandments

the 50 commandments
1:no sex
2:no stealing
3:no pets
4:donations are compusery
5:you must worship every day
6:you must be over 10 years of age
7:no disabled people, mental or physical
8:no fat people
9:you must fast once a year in worship
10:no guests
11:no walking in without taking off shoes
12:we don't supply you with indoor sandals; bring your own
13:no hats on inside
14:no alcohol
15:hats must be over 10 feet tall
16:you must provide all personal details
17:no women
18:you must have B or above in all subjects
19:you must pray
20:you must only worship the internet: no idols, gods or other false gods
21:no prison record
22:the charge for being a clapperist is death
23:the charge for falsehood is death
24:the charge for spying is death
25:a break in fasting will result in being cast out from the brotherhood
26:the charge for any teasing, bitching or violence against a fellow brother is death
27:no ball games inside
28:you must have a seperate room in your house for worship
29:an accent is banned
30:swearing is banned
31:if your name starts with a z, y, q or x you will be killed
32:the charge for acne is death
33:if your name has more than 10 letters you will be killed
34:all your clothes must be purple
35:nobody is allowed to have food or drink at meetings
36:all green clothes will be torched
37:if you are a wizard or warlock you will be torched
38:you must paint your house yellow
39:you must not eat meat
40:no selling or trading to other members in meetings
41:refer to other brothers by their number only
42:all people with black skin are banned
43:kloo klucks klan members are welcome
44:all people with birthmarks are banned
45:you must lose a limb to prove your devotion
46:all people born on fridays are banned
47:if you are somehow related to elvis, you are banned
48:if you are Italian, you are banned
49:if you were born on a farm, you are banned
50:no drug selling

Yay for being 11 and naive and sexist! All at the tender age.

Skittles! wrote:Yay for being 11 and naive and sexist! All at the tender age.

I'm not sure it's quite that simple, but frankly, that may be because I have no idea what to make of that list. It could be completely random, or a very clever satire of religious laws, or anything else.

It is quite racist, though. ban?

racist whut about sexist

apey wrote:racist whut about sexist

Its more than just either lol...and whatever his motives for creating the thread...I can see of no clear incentive to join. He must not enjoy the company of women very much

Darwins_Bane wrote:

apey wrote:racist whut about sexist

Its more than just either lol...and whatever his motives for creating the thread...I can see of no clear incentive to join. He must not enjoy the company of women very much

Yea, it's not really sexist, I don't think. I think it's just a club for homosexuals. Apey, maybe you should make a thread called "Become a Nun of Internetism!" Only allowing females and maybe you can get into mud fights, rip each others clothes off and videotape it every sunday.

I am not the high priest, I am only spreading the word

Skittles! wrote:Yay for being 11 and naive and sexist! All at the tender age.

EDIT: deleted! hehehe

AceGeneral*** wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Yay for being 11 and naive and sexist! All at the tender age.

I know about it through watching my dogs humping each other... easier to learn about "it" on a farm

You have no idea what sexist means. Oh god.

I know what it means, don't confuse me
I often make mistakes, ok?
good, now we understand each other

AceGeneral*** wrote:good, now we understand each other

I'm not sure we do... What is this all about?