Conquer Club

GabonX wrote:Turkey is the civilized world?

We are in hell...

xelabale wrote:Dear Americans,

Whilst we do indeed sympathise with your terrible teething pains (those puberty years can be so trying), we, the disinterested onlookers from round the globe, cordially request that you keep the noise down over there. Of course growing up is difficult, there will be troubles, and healthy, mature debate is to be encouraged. However, simply shouting names at each other really isn't going to achieve anything.
Here in the civilized world we are trying to bring war criminals to justice, improve the standard of living and generally make the world a better place. As you may be aware this is a difficult process with many issues to be resolved. To be honest all this whining and hullabaloo from next door is becoming really tiresome and in some cases seems to have actually diverted the attention of some of our partners away from much more serious business.
Thus we must ask that you desist from this bothersome spectacle immediately or you will be sent to bed without any supper.
Please find below some examples of the drivel we request you immediately desist from:

"Help, the marxist scum are coming with their massive government, taking my money and my rights and giving it to the lazy shits who just want a free lunch. Soon we will be overrun by government officials controlling every aspect of my life - my personal freedoms are being eroded. The constitution, the constitution, guns guns guns."

"Help the fascist scum are fighting back with their controlled media and big business interests. We must shut them down before they assassinate our leaders and give free guns to everyone. They are deliberately destroying our planet for their own capitalist gains. The constitution, the constitution, global warming global warming."

We consider that we have been very patient with you thus far, and would therefore hope that you will show a marked improvement in your behaviour forthwith.

Regards,

The Civilized World

xelabale wrote:Dear Americans,

Whilst we do indeed sympathise with your-shut up- terrible teething pains (those puberty years can be so trying), we, the disinterested onlookers from round the globe, cordially request that you keep the noise down over there. Of course growing up is difficult, there will be troubles, and healthy, mature debate is to be encouraged. However, simply shouting names at each other really isn't going to achieve anything.
Here in the civilized world we are trying to bring war criminals to justice, improve the standard of living and generally make-lol you brits are annoying-world a better place. As you may be aware this is a difficult process with many issues to be resolved. To be honest all this whining and hullabaloo from next door is becoming really tiresome and in some cases seems to have actually diverted the attention of some of our partners away from much more serious business.
Thus we must ask that you desist-lolol we could destroy the UK in 1 week-this bothersome spectacle immediately or you will be sent to bed without any supper.
Please find below some examples of the drivel we request you immediately desist from:

"Help, the marxist scum are coming with their massive government, taking my money and my rights and giving it to the lazy shits who just want a free lunch. Soon we will be overrun by government officials controlling every aspect of my life - my personal freedoms are being eroded. The constitution, the constitution, guns guns guns."

"Help the fascist-WAIT FASCIT SCUM WHY YOU LITTLE *CENSORED* -scum are fighting back with their controlled media and big business interests. We must shut them down before they assassinate our leaders and give free guns to everyone. They are deliberately destroying our planet for their- - own capitalist gains. The constitution, the constitution, global warming global warming."

We consider that we have been very patient with you thus far, and would therefore hope that you will show a marked improvement in your behaviour- - forthwith.

Regards,

The Civilized- - World

GabonX wrote:Turkey is the civilized world?

We are in hell...

colon24 wrote:if i were you i'd think serouisly how many people your gonna piss off with this

xelabale wrote:Dear Americans, forthwith.

oVo wrote:The preview button and spellcheck features are your friends colon24

oVo wrote:... and remember that a pissed Brit is drunk.

oVo wrote:Combining rude with ignorance and illiteracy just isn't typically very funny.

Phatscotty wrote:How Childish is that? BWAHAHAHAHA Hey, how did England's bond auction go last week? BWAHAHAHAHA yeah you guys are so awesome, gag me with a spoon. Worry about your own country, we are doing just fine over here you envious SOB

jonesthecurl wrote:Before the next tea party learn how to make a proper cup of bloody tea.
HInt: tea-bags are NOT involved.

Phatscotty wrote:How Childish is that? BWAHAHAHAHA Hey, how did Britain's bond auction go last week? BWAHAHAHAHA yeah you guys are so awesome, gag me with a spoon. Worry about your own country, we are doing just fine over here you envious SOB

Neoteny wrote:And testicles in the mouth.

xelabale wrote:Dear Americans,

Whilst we do indeed sympathise with your terrible teething pains (those puberty years can be so trying), we, the disinterested onlookers from round the globe, cordially request that you keep the noise down over there. Of course growing up is difficult, there will be troubles, and healthy, mature debate is to be encouraged. However, simply shouting names at each other really isn't going to achieve anything.
Here in the civilized world we are trying to bring war criminals to justice, improve the standard of living and generally make the world a better place. As you may be aware this is a difficult process with many issues to be resolved. To be honest all this whining and hullabaloo from next door is becoming really tiresome and in some cases seems to have actually diverted the attention of some of our partners away from much more serious business.
Thus we must ask that you desist from this bothersome spectacle immediately or you will be sent to bed without any supper.
Please find below some examples of the drivel we request you immediately desist from:

"Help, the marxist scum are coming with their massive government, taking my money and my rights and giving it to the lazy shits who just want a free lunch. Soon we will be overrun by government officials controlling every aspect of my life - my personal freedoms are being eroded. The constitution, the constitution, guns guns guns."

"Help the fascist scum are fighting back with their controlled media and big business interests. We must shut them down before they assassinate our leaders and give free guns to everyone. They are deliberately destroying our planet for their own capitalist gains. The constitution, the constitution, global warming global warming."

We consider that we have been very patient with you thus far, and would therefore hope that you will show a marked improvement in your behaviour forthwith.

Regards,

The Civilized World

demonfork wrote:Whilst is a dead word.

demonfork wrote:Whilst is a dead word.