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Today while driving down route 206 in morris county NJ, i saw jesus walking alongside the road... My first instinct was to stop and offer him a ride but i didnt feel like stopping. I passed him again coming back from starbucks, so i beeped and gave a friendly wave. He hardly looked up and just continued walking, so screw you jesus guy. what a dick!

he obviously has alot of things on his mind

Jonasty wrote:Today while driving down route 206 in morris county NJ, i saw jesus walking alongside the road... My first instinct was to stop and offer him a ride but i didnt feel like stopping. I passed him again coming back from starbucks, so i beeped and gave a friendly wave. He hardly looked up and just continued walking, so screw you jesus guy. what a dick!

What else did you expect?

Him and his father sit back and let plagues, genocide, rapists, etc... run rampant- like he gives a rats ass about you honking your horn?

If Jesus was a real person and actually existed, then this would have been a good story.


Unfortunately Jesus is fake and retarded, so it sucked.

I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Probably...

You see, unlike Jesus, Mohammed was actually real and not a crazy fairy-tale.

Yes Mohamed is real he was my co-worker at DUnkin Donuts...

However for a fake retarted fairy tale, Jesus is quite real and walks down state highways ignoring wonderful people like myself.

Just because hes a dick dosent mean you can slander his existence, thats just silly.

jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

Neoteny wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

ROFL! Ya scared, that's it!


Just showing the double standard. If we insult Mohamed we are "insensitive", "meanspirited" Islamiphobes. BUT if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok.

jay_a2j wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

ROFL! Ya scared, that's it!


Just showing the double standard. If we insult Mohamed we are "insensitive", "meanspirited" Islamiphobes. BUT if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok.

Not in my book. Like I said elsewhere, they are both equally ridiculous, so, no worries about that.

jay_a2j wrote: if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok.

What's the matter? Are the magical God-Zombie's feelings being hurt?

jay_a2j wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

ROFL! Ya scared, that's it!


Just showing the double standard. If we insult Mohamed we are "insensitive", "meanspirited" Islamiphobes. BUT if we to the same thing to Jesus, it's ok.

So, has this happened to you on CC?

Neoteny wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:I wonder if this thread was about Mohamed if it would get locked?

Just because you're scared of Muslims doesn't mean everyone else is...

Don't lie matey. All us atheists are out to get little baby Jesus. I know I am.

Either that or yer Muslims don't bang on about Mohammed on this forum.

One or the other. But we all know it's really because we all hate Baby Jesus for trying to save us from his dad's wrath.

SAVE ME JEEBUS!

You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

bspride wrote:

bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

....

I imagine he will promptly be put back down by a twelve year-old British kid with a large caliber sniper rifle.

pimpdave wrote:

bspride wrote:

bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

MeDeFe wrote:

pimpdave wrote:

bspride wrote:

bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

Or even worse...assume people would worship him for this reincarnation...

bspride wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

pimpdave wrote:

bspride wrote:

bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

Or even worse...assume people would worship him for this reincarnation...

Depends how many hit points he has - and how quickly he can level up, of course
I know I worship my White Mages

bspride wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

pimpdave wrote:

bspride wrote:

bedub1 wrote:You should have swerved and hit him. Then you could tell us a great story about how he rose from the dead.

ROFL...yeah but he would have to wait like 3 days lol

A small price to pay...

You're all assuming he won't want to eat your brains after rising, then the price goes way up.

Or even worse...assume people would worship him for this reincarnation...

Followers are +1 against attack by cars...

pimpdave wrote:SAVE ME JEEBUS!

"But I don't even believe in Jeebus."

thegreekdog wrote:

pimpdave wrote:SAVE ME JEEBUS!

"But I don't even believe in Jeebus."

Oh for God's sake.