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i hate when ppl say stuff like eeewwwww when u fart they say Ure disgusting ,but then iim like what the freak?everyone farts evry1 exept girls. GIRLS NEVER FART! Anyway ppl say its disgustng to fart,but i think its just relieving yourself from the gas,because i f u dont relieve urself the gas comes to the sromach,to the head,in the brain and BOOM! ure freaking dead...so please if some1 farts tell them to warn ulike "BOMBARD" and shit RUN what do u ppl think?

P.S(this has no meaning its random crap please dont get ofended if u do fart,if u do,tell ppl so that they can get the F#$k OUT OF THERE!)
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Yay for idiocracy.

What?

My friend can't fart right now - he's just had his second operation...

I don't like you....

I like how on your avvie, there's an flying animal, but its for the marines.

jonka wrote:I like how on your avvie, there's an flying animal, but its for the marines.

Funnily enough, the preferred method of amphibious assault these days is not only by sea, but also by air. Chinook helicopter and Osprey troop drops with Harrier and Cobra attack helicopter close air support while AAV's roll in from the water and establish a beachhead. All the while the Navy pounds the coast and the Air Force drops steel rain behind the enemy lines.

um, it's not amphibious if there's three methods of entry.

Cattle cause "global warming" more than cars do!


Guess we all have to stop eating meat, ya know... in order to SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

jay_a2j wrote:Cattle cause "global warming" more than cars do!

Guess we all have to stop eating meat, ya know... in order to SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

Well, cows do fart a lot, and a billion of them even more so. (All numbers completely made up)

jay_a2j wrote:Cattle cause "global warming" more than cars do!


Guess we all have to stop eating meat, ya know... in order to SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

Cows are carbon neutral. They get it from plants, and excrete it as methane. This is significantly different from the release of carbon from the combustion of oil. Also, methane breaks down much, much more quickly than CO2 does.

Timminz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Cattle cause "global warming" more than cars do!


Guess we all have to stop eating meat, ya know... in order to SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

Cows are carbon neutral. They get it from plants, and excrete it as methane. This is significantly different from the release of carbon from the combustion of oil. Also, methane breaks down much, much more quickly than CO2 does.

Tell that to the guys who wrote the report for the UN.

Timminz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Cattle cause "global warming" more than cars do!


Guess we all have to stop eating meat, ya know... in order to SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

Cows are carbon neutral. They get it from plants, and excrete it as methane. This is significantly different from the release of carbon from the combustion of oil. Also, methane breaks down much, much more quickly than CO2 does.

With logic like that you should apply for a job at Loose Change.

Titanic wrote:

Timminz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Cattle cause "global warming" more than cars do!


Guess we all have to stop eating meat, ya know... in order to SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

Cows are carbon neutral. They get it from plants, and excrete it as methane. This is significantly different from the release of carbon from the combustion of oil. Also, methane breaks down much, much more quickly than CO2 does.

With logic like that you should apply for a job at Loose Change.

What's wrong with the logic?

Timminz wrote:

Titanic wrote:

Timminz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Cattle cause "global warming" more than cars do!


Guess we all have to stop eating meat, ya know... in order to SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

Cows are carbon neutral. They get it from plants, and excrete it as methane. This is significantly different from the release of carbon from the combustion of oil. Also, methane breaks down much, much more quickly than CO2 does.

With logic like that you should apply for a job at Loose Change.

What's wrong with the logic?

Theres nothing wrong with logic per se, its just the type of logic in question that caused my remark.

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And you never met Annie. God she was smelly.

The fact that this thread exists has completely farted out my brain.