The War against Scientology

[Gregrios]

It is said that one of the founders of scientology has a vault with some incredible evidence to support their religion. Considering that their beliefs are of aliens floating around in space inhabiting our very bodies. I would assume that the vault holds some pictures of an alien life form. To me, it's all a load of crap. The only thing good that comes out of scientolgy might be that whole numberology thing. They sure got those numbers figured out. I suggest that any believer in scientology take that mastery of numbers and figure out what the odds are of it being legit.

[heavycola]

What is the point of freedom of speech then?
This is so fucking childish. Let them believe their nonsense and try (and fail, i might add) to take videos off the web. They are defeated by reason and hopefully a good deal of piss-taking, not by an anonymous group that decides it doesn't agree with them. Why not spend your time shutting down scammer sites or kiddy porn instead.

Agreed, particularly the last line. It's nonsense, let people believe what they will.

Actually, I believe Anonymous does that already. I know for a fact that they did shut down a neo-nazi site. Besides part of this is for lulz.

Also, this is making headlines. It's on news channels and on internet news sites. This might be a catalyst for scientology to fall against reason, who knows.

Yay! Who's next? The republican party? News International?

Why did CoS want to remove the video? Because it makes them look like the laughable whackjobs they are. Did they succeed? NO.
This seems to me to be little more than an exercise in good ol' powertripping. You might claim to represent 'the internet' but you don't represent me.

I am sure the folks organising this would be the first to defend the net's inherent egalatarianism and its use as a platform for free expression. But that has all been forgotten here, apparently.


vtmarik, I am not defending scientology. I think it is a force for bad, but I believe that of religion in general (xianity was by definition a cult for many years until its memes evolved and spread), of rupert murdoch, of the drudge report... but shutting them down because i don't like what they're saying? My ironymeter is in the red zone...

[Snorri1234]

I hate anonymous.

[unriggable]

I don't care about scientology. Let them believe what they want.

They actually have a very dangerous legal team that lets them do a lot of what most would consider to be completely ludicrous actions (a lot of 'mystery deaths' in their closet).

[Frigidus]

I don't care about scientology. Let them believe what they want.

They actually have a very dangerous legal team that lets them do a lot of what most would consider to be completely ludicrous actions (a lot of 'mystery deaths' in their closet).

This is why I would support Scientology being shut down rather than just ignoring them as HC suggested. I disagree with the Neo-Nazi site due to free speech, but the CoS literally takes every last penny from its followers and has been known to lock them in a closet where they die. I still don't quite understand how they got away with that.

[DaGip]

all i can say its that is it way better than some of the other bulshit out there.

'Tis not better than the JBLDM (Jahova's Buddhists of Latter Day Muslims).

We JBLDMers believe in the principles and paths recorded by Buddha.
But in knowing that we are all Buddha and eventually we will have, at some moment in the future, obtained Nirvana; this allows us to continue on any path we see fit. If that means eat meat, then we can eat meat, just know that in so doing you probably aren't going to obtain enlightenment in this lifetime...therefore, our particular sect of Buddhism has a few back up plans from other religions.

Jahova's Witness...we believe Jesus was a Buddha, but not a god. We do not pray to Jesus or ask him favors...we only ask the Creator of All Things for divine help, but being a Buddhist allows us, most of the time, to assume total responsibility for our life and decisions (much like what Christ taught). We must keep a copy of the Jahova's Witness Bible and memorize the Book of Revelation (in this aspect we are quite similiar to Muslims).

Our major belief is that Jesus Christ was a Native American from the year 2012. After Armegeddon, Jesus (not his real name, for he states that he will come with a different name) will become King over all the earth and master of all the Heavens. The Aliens (which are angels) will adorn him King of Heaven and Earth and allow Jesus to travel freely through time. Jesus then produces a clone replica of himself inside the virgin Mary via an Alien abduction, and the Aliens train Jesus from the time of his birth about his destiny and the future of the world. So Jesus' mission is to establish a one unifying religion so that there will be no more war and human beings may continue on with more peaceful and prosperous ventures.

The Alien Gabriel reveals all this to Jesus while he is in the White House (in effect, the first Native American President) and Jesus' mission is to go back 2000 years to warn mankind of the impending doom of the world in the future. He has prepared the plan that God revealed through the Alien Gabriel (who plays a didjereedu and not a trumpet as most might believe!)

So, in keeping with the tradition of Gabriel and Native Americans...all JBLMers must play the didjereedu or a drum (but we will allow you to play a guitar, flute, or any other instrument...but it is required that you play some instrument or throat sing like either an Inuit or a Mongolian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxSFuN_GZtw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DrZ6GOaWAA )

You must also ritually take a shower or bath everyday and brush/floss your teeth at sunrise and at sunset.

If you choose to pray to a God, we recommend you choose either Allah or Jehovah. So praying to a deity is optional and not mandatory.

We do not ask for donations and we do not have clergy, it is all based on the honor system.

We ask that you only follow this few guidlines:

The Three Sentences of Ultimate Wisdom and Knowledge
See your intentions.
Speak unto your actions.
Live your life with effort, thought, and meditation.

By practicing this simple rules you will be able to draw in the underlying core of the cosmos: and that is chocolate covered love.

Chocolate is the basis of all life and we all derive from it (as stated in the Quran which was relayed to Muhammad from the Alien Gabriel).

The Quran states that man was created from black smooth mud. This black smooth mud is chocolate, and chocolate is the basis of all human existence.

So, during the month of Ramadan, we must not eat or drink anything during the time the sun rises until it sets again except for chocolate...we can eat as much chocolate as we want, but we must also brush and floss our teeth five times a day, this is obligatory during the month of Ramadan. Then, when the sun sets, we may eat and drink to our hearts desire until the next day.

Being Muslim though, you can not do drugs or drink alcohol, except NA beer!

But being Jehovah's Witness, you can partake of BBQ Babyback pork ribs.

There are other minor beliefs that go along with being a JBLDM, but for the most part, these are the basic ones. I hope this helps you in your spiritual journey, I know it has me!

Allahovadda bless you!

[karel]

They are just strange people anyways,who cares about them dill rods

So are the people I know that come from Montana.

Wyoming is'nt much better

[DaGip]

They are just strange people anyways,who cares about them dill rods

So are the people I know that come from Montana.

Wyoming is'nt much better

You guys are invited to be citizens of Lakota Nation!