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Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby fishydance on Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:42 am

Knights of the Round Table is a clan composed of friends who like to win games and have fun doing it! The basis for our clan is friendship - we like to chat, communicate, and have a good time. We are only interested in you if your game skills are excellent and you would have good team chemistry with us. Contact any of the clan leaders for more information, or to request a game. Leaders are: loes and fishydance

Knights (Cows) currently active in our pasture are:
Agonzos
All Black Rugby
Astoriana
ballenus
Bruceswar
davekettering
denthefrog
drunkmonkey
Eddy_26
fishydance
Foxglove
General Roy
hmsps
italianipastido
JackMaxim
JaneAustin
John DM
Josko.ri
King Zvonimir
loes
Mageplunka69
ManBungalow
Masli
Moonchild
niMic
pascalleke
Pirlo
Prismsaber
Random21
rodion
Shannon Apple
Sjnap
Stevenshome
teegee
TheForgivenOne
watsy

Remember... We spill more milk than you!
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby Shannon Apple on Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:53 pm

I'm not really supposed to say this, but...

If you offer Fishydance a year's supply of Jaffa Cakes, she'll let you into the clan, no questions asked.

It's her weakness! 8-[
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby fishydance on Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:58 pm

Shannon Apple wrote:I'm not really supposed to say this, but...

If you offer Fishydance a year's supply of Jaffa Cakes, she'll let you into the clan, no questions asked.

It's her weakness! 8-[


NO FAIR! I'll get you for this, Shannon. You and your little dog too :twisted:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby Shannon Apple on Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:01 pm

fishydance wrote:
Shannon Apple wrote:I'm not really supposed to say this, but...

If you offer Fishydance a year's supply of Jaffa Cakes, she'll let you into the clan, no questions asked.

It's her weakness! 8-[


NO FAIR! I'll get you for this, Shannon. You and your little dog too :twisted:

My doggie had nothing to do with this. It was all me. :evil:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby Foxglove on Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:02 pm

We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! :) No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby BoganGod on Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:14 am

Foxglove wrote:We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! :) No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4


Possibly you could also put a brief history, for example - established in 2007 as a social group to view pictures of bruceswar practising his modelling poses. Kort then adapted the humble cow as their mascot and totem after a fetching portfolio of bovine onsie shots did the rounds. loes often sports a fine example of a bovine onsie at its best. As a blatant recruiting tool to pad bruce's myspace contacts list Kort went competitive in early 2008 hoping to reach a larger audience and crowd source funding into cjd(mad cow disease). Kort has a proud competitive record having won 17.6382% of its clan challenges so far. Kort welcomes applicants that want to get on the grass with like minded grazers. Come chew the cud in the nud with folk that want to be your bud. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KORT Milking your dice, and cutting your grass since 2007
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Bruce, mas, loes, HA, if one of you drop on my wall when you have a good first post going, and I'll stop by and edit out this creative writing tute. Though come on Udder Madness rules. Hope your moooooooooved into action.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby khazalid on Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:33 am

now i got a mental image of loes in a cow onesie. i'd be lying if i said i disliked it
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Shannon Apple on Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:50 am

Ahahaa Bogan, you're obsessed with Bruce.


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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby HardAttack on Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:43 pm

lol :)

that made me laugh, thank you shannon bringing up old days to the front,
how did you find that old picture of ours ?

good old days huh fellas ?

O:)
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Genoke on Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:49 pm

HardAttack wrote:lol :)

that made me laugh, thank you shannon bringing up old days to the front,
how did you find that old picture of ours ?

good old days huh fellas ?

O:)

Shannon must be a hacker...that picture is one of the secret box! :D
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby niMic on Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:06 am

BoganGod wrote:
Foxglove wrote:We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! :) No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4


Possibly you could also put a brief history, for example - established in 2007 as a social group to view pictures of bruceswar practising his modelling poses. Kort then adapted the humble cow as their mascot and totem after a fetching portfolio of bovine onsie shots did the rounds. loes often sports a fine example of a bovine onsie at its best. As a blatant recruiting tool to pad bruce's myspace contacts list Kort went competitive in early 2008 hoping to reach a larger audience and crowd source funding into cjd(mad cow disease). Kort has a proud competitive record having won 17.6382% of its clan challenges so far. Kort welcomes applicants that want to get on the grass with like minded grazers. Come chew the cud in the nud with folk that want to be your bud. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KORT Milking your dice, and cutting your grass since 2007
Udder Madness


Bruce, mas, loes, HA, if one of you drop on my wall when you have a good first post going, and I'll stop by and edit out this creative writing tute. Though come on Udder Madness rules. Hope your moooooooooved into action.


You're hired.

Turn up at foxy's house wearing a cow costume first thing tomorrow.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby Foxglove on Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:02 am

niMic wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
Foxglove wrote:We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! :) No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4


Possibly you could also put a brief history, for example - established in 2007 as a social group to view pictures of bruceswar practising his modelling poses. Kort then adapted the humble cow as their mascot and totem after a fetching portfolio of bovine onsie shots did the rounds. loes often sports a fine example of a bovine onsie at its best. As a blatant recruiting tool to pad bruce's myspace contacts list Kort went competitive in early 2008 hoping to reach a larger audience and crowd source funding into cjd(mad cow disease). Kort has a proud competitive record having won 17.6382% of its clan challenges so far. Kort welcomes applicants that want to get on the grass with like minded grazers. Come chew the cud in the nud with folk that want to be your bud. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KORT Milking your dice, and cutting your grass since 2007
Udder Madness


Bruce, mas, loes, HA, if one of you drop on my wall when you have a good first post going, and I'll stop by and edit out this creative writing tute. Though come on Udder Madness rules. Hope your moooooooooved into action.


You're hired.

Turn up at foxy's house wearing a cow costume first thing tomorrow.


Yes. I will give you a thorough review, examination, and indoctrination.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby fishydance on Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:55 am

Foxglove wrote:Yes. I will give you a thorough review, examination, and indoctrination.


You haven't lived until you've had an examination by Foxy :lol:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Recruiting]

Postby BoganGod on Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:24 am

fishydance wrote:
Foxglove wrote:Yes. I will give you a thorough review, examination, and indoctrination.


You haven't lived until you've had an examination by Foxy :lol:


Welcome to the digital age?

Examination by foxy, anyone else a fan of "Drawn together"? Now lets maybe find somewhere else to continue this conversation. Rather than spamming up your new thread.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:48 am

Shannon Apple wrote:
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Bogan, Bruce, HA and Genoke trying to look cute.


They're identical quadruplets? :|
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby cowboyz on Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:17 pm

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HardAttack wrote:lol :)

that made me laugh, thank you shannon bringing up old days to the front,
how did you find that old picture of ours ?

good old days huh fellas ?

O:)


Hell yea good times, that's how they got me to join :D

iAmCaffeine wrote:
Shannon Apple wrote:
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Bogan, Bruce, HA and Genoke trying to look cute.


They're identical quadruplets? :|


Nope, that's just josko :lol:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:57 am

cowboyz wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
Shannon Apple wrote:
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Bogan, Bruce, HA and Genoke trying to look cute.


They're identical quadruplets? :|


Nope, that's just josko :lol:



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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby DE_ANDERSON on Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:41 pm

hi, knights
would like to ya at de round table.
what say ya?
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Bruceswar on Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:35 am

DE_ANDERSON wrote:hi, knights
would like to ya at de round table.
what say ya?



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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Shannon Apple on Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:22 am

Guys we should update the OP to add the newest cows to the list. =)

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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby BGtheBrain on Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:40 am

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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Shannon Apple on Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:25 pm

Haha BG, you can't be too careful. :P (Well done on the 1v1 btw)

We must be doing something right with so many awesome people wanting to become a cow. <3
Probably the offer of jaffa cakes.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby fishydance on Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:45 pm

Who can resist Jaffa Cakes? :lol:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby BoganGod on Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:52 am

fishydance wrote:Who can resist Jaffa Cakes? :lol:


A non exhaustive list -
Diabetics
Folks with citrus allergies
Those with more will power than a cornflake
Bridezillas(that 3sizes too small dress ain't going to fit itself)
All members of tofu(embracing tasteless solutions is part of their mission statement, jaffa cakes have flavour. Therefore jaffa cakes are resistible)
Cats, as cats don't have sweet taste bud receptors, so exhibit no interest in sweet things.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Postby fishydance on Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:57 am

Making note to explore alternate recruitment options for cats...
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