Conquer Club

jefjef wrote:
Gee snow. This is how I apologize. Good work is an apology for bad.

demonfork wrote:woodruff would like to apologize to everyone for coming back to cc after leaving cc(because of all of the death threats that he received) after saying that he would never, under any circumstances, come back to cc again.

So for the SECOND time in my ConquerClub life, I am receiving specific and clear threats to my life. Threats which, by their nature, I find I must take seriously for my safety, as well as the safety of my wife and my students.

Since ConquerClub, in their infinite incompetence (apparently to include lackattack, though I have no confirmation that he's even been told), is unwilling to take action to work with me on this as well as the fact that this is precisely the same reaction I received from TeamCC the first time this happened (some time ago), I have determined that I have no choice but to go to the authorities. My school district has advised me to quit the site and to proceed through legal channels to have the identity of the individual making those threats to me revealed to law enforcement agencies.

I am therefore taking their advise and, following these postings to make sure that everyone is aware of the site's willingness to turn a blind eye to clear and serious cyber-bullying, I will never return, regardless of the outcome of the legal proceedings. Don't bother PM'ing, as I will not see it.

ronc8649 wrote:woodruff would like to apologize for the 2389 posts that irritated people on cc that he has written.

demonfork wrote:woodruff would like to apologize to everyone for coming back to cc after leaving cc(because of all of the death threats that he received) after saying that he would never, under any circumstances, come back to cc again.

jefjef wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

ronc8649 wrote:

Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.

i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.

I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.

So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?

AAFitz wrote:I completely apologize for that one time I was wrong.

Woodruff wrote:<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

tdans wrote:im srry that pimpdave got preemi.. now CC is gonna die

Woodruff wrote: I'm sorry your reading comprehension skills are lacking. So allow me to explain a bit more clearly, so that I won't have to apologize for you in the future. Besides my having been a premium for two years, I have purchased premium for at LEAST 7 of my tournament winners. Now...aren't you...sorry you asked? <grin>

vodean wrote:

Woodruff wrote:<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

that second one was in your head, or what?

ChickenSandwich wrote:I apologize for the day I was in Washington D.C. (near where I live) out to lunch and I realized I didn't have my wallet. I noticed a kid not paying attention to his chicken sandwich, talking to his mother. I stole it, I stole that chicken sandwich. It has been my alias for many, many years. The year of this theft coincided with the reign of the notorious rapist and race traitor Bill Clinton. I regret it, but it was f***ing delicious.

Woodruff wrote:

vodean wrote:

Woodruff wrote:<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

that second one was in your head, or what?

I'm sorry that you live in a world where you've never laughed only in your head. Such a sad place it must be.

vodean wrote:

ChickenSandwich wrote:I apologize for the day I was in Washington D.C. (near where I live) out to lunch and I realized I didn't have my wallet. I noticed a kid not paying attention to his chicken sandwich, talking to his mother. I stole it, I stole that chicken sandwich. It has been my alias for many, many years. The year of this theft coincided with the reign of the notorious rapist and race traitor Bill Clinton. I regret it, but it was f***ing delicious.

sorry, i know i shouldnt, but i find that whole thing mildly hilarious. congrats on impressing/amusing me on your first post on CC. Im sorry for finding theft funny.

Woodruff wrote:

vodean wrote:

Woodruff wrote:<laughing out loud>

<laughing>

that second one was in your head, or what?

I'm sorry that you live in a world where you've never laughed only in your head. Such a sad place it must be.

im sorry that you dont understand that there is no point in laughing in you head. Im sorry for that borderline flame.

Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry that you don't understand that the key to living a satisfying life is to be able to amuse yourself.

vodean wrote:

Woodruff wrote:im sorry that you dont understand the rules about flaming/trolling/baiting. Im sorry that you are using you avatar space to advertise blasphemy.

ChickenSandwich wrote:I apologize for the day I was in Washington D.C. (near where I live) out to lunch and I realized I didn't have my wallet. I noticed a kid not paying attention to his chicken sandwich, talking to his mother. I stole it, I stole that chicken sandwich. It has been my alias for many, many years. The year of this theft coincided with the reign of the notorious rapist and race traitor Bill Clinton. I regret it, but it was f***ing delicious.

brian fletcher wrote:I would like to apologize to my wife.

I realise that me being on a certain website for hours on end was a completely selfish thing to do.

I therefore promise to cut down to 10 minutes at a time, twice a day.

I know, I know..... Ive been on here all day but as soon as Ive finished the 3 speed games and 15 turns i have to take in my casual games i will then be all yours......

Sorry..... forgot to mention the tournament games I'm in.... but then I`ll turn it off.....


Suzie......



SUZIE?!?!

Now where has she gone?

WHAT DID I DO????

Woodruff wrote:

jefjef wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

ronc8649 wrote:

Woodruff wrote:I'm sorry...that this thread is full of dumnarses.

i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.

I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.

So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?

I'm sorry your reading comprehension skills are lacking. So allow me to explain a bit more clearly, so that I won't have to apologize for you in the future. Besides my having been a premium for two years, I have purchased premium for at LEAST 7 of my tournament winners. Now...aren't you...sorry you asked? <grin>

jammyjames wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

jefjef wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

ronc8649 wrote: i am very sorry on behalf of woodruff for never supporting cc monetarily.

I apologize that you quoted me before I altered it. <laughing>

And not only have I supported CC monetarily, I have done so quite a bit. But it was a nice try.

So your saying your a multi of a premium player? Who?

I'm sorry your reading comprehension skills are lacking. So allow me to explain a bit more clearly, so that I won't have to apologize for you in the future. Besides my having been a premium for two years, I have purchased premium for at LEAST 7 of my tournament winners. Now...aren't you...sorry you asked? <grin>

sorry woodruff, but thats not something to be proud of, heck im glad i havent spent $175 on premium for this site.