Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:02 am
You welcome an appearance by Herpes
Conquer Club
Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
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10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex.
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Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:09 am
CC is better then sex, because when your girlfriend will walk away from you in disgust hatred and loathing, the CC community never changes..
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:47 am
hahahahaha.....this wins!jakewilliams wrote:You welcome an appearance by Herpes
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:49 am
CC won't complain if you can't find the clickie...
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:52 pm
After whoring it around with lots of partners it doesn't hurt when you pee.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:09 pm
I'm doing it.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:27 pm
mr. CD wrote:I'm doing it.
We have a winner....and sadly, also a loser.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:35 pm
The Dice suck a lot of the time.
And if they dont suck then they blow.
And if they dont suck then they blow.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:16 pm
You can play with minors
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:00 pm
You don't have to care about your performance.
--Andy
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:04 pm
Games on Conquer Club last longer than 30 seconds.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:32 pm
You can choose your own member's moniker on CC.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:40 am
Sex is better then CC because that way my mother would complain a lot less.
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Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:07 pm
you can "deadbeat" in CC
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:33 pm
You can multi-task.
--Andy
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:05 pm
In context, think the word "sticky."
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:17 pm
Your partner won't look down on you if you use a plugin or addon.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:55 am
Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).
--Andy
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:00 am
For most married guys (or so I have heard), giving up CC for lent would be a true sacrifice.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:29 am
unless you are in front of a library, then you WILL get arrested...lol I remember that!AndyDufresne wrote:Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:37 am
I can play back to back speed games without having to take a little blue pill.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:39 am
AK may disagree with you there.AndyDufresne wrote:Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:09 pm
only in AlaskaSirSebstar wrote:unless you are in front of a library, then you WILL get arrested...lol I remember that!AndyDufresne wrote:Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:33 pm
You don't have to take off your shoes.
--Andy
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:01 pm
'prick' is an adjective.