10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex.

[L M S]

1)



uh....







hmmm, better than booze?

no, that doesn't work either.
nevermind.

[AndyDufresne]

You can have multiple partners without your others getting angry.


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

2. CC orgasms last longer

[anonymus]

You can have multiple partners without your others getting angry.


--Andy

your dating the wrong women mate..
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[safariguy5]

25 bucks for a whole year is a lot cheaper than what you'd find in the real world.

[L M S]

You can have multiple partners without your others getting angry.


--Andy

your dating the wrong women mate..
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Can you really call those 'dates' ?

[danryan]

You can play CC all day and not get dehydrated.

[L M S]

You can play CC all day and not get dehydrated.

Dan my friend, if you can have sex all day, regardless of the dangers of dehydration, why the hell are you playing CC?

oh wait, you are married.
asked and answered.

[rdsrds2120]

CC is random and intense. Oh baby.

-rd

[L M S]

Its not embarrassing to walk in on your parents playing CC.

[thegreekdog]

You're more likely to win when your opponent has a headache.

There are more maps and game choices than sexual positions.

You can play conquerclub for free.

[40kguy]

you can do it when your 13.

[L M S]

you can do it when your 13, legally.

fixed.

[tkr4lf]

lol, playing CC is never a short, dissapointing experience.

[squishyg]

you can't get pregnant, or get someone pregnant, by playing cc. in fact, the more you play cc, the more likely you are to never conceive.

[lord voldemort]

There are more maps and game choices than sexual positions.

You can play conquerclub for free.

firstly you need to experience life more..
secondly...sex is very much free.
in fact the girl should be paying you in sandwich's

[QoH]

in fact the girl should be paying you in sandwich's

Aren't women supposed to do that in general?

[L M S]

You don't have to do a handstand in order to pee in the middle of a Conquer Club turn.

[SirSebstar]

Because it has all the adrenaline but none of the mess to clean up afterwards. If for some reason you failed, someone else will clean you up instead..lol

[JOHNNYROCKET24]

I dont need to inflate CC to have a good time ?

[Dukasaur]

You don't have to rinse the pepper spray out of your eyes after you play CC.

[Dukasaur]

lol, playing CC is never a short, dissapointing experience.

You must have missed the Battle Royales...

[King_Herpes]

lol, playing CC is never a short, dissapointing experience.

You must have missed the Battle Royales...

Haha, yeah I know what you're saying Gary. That skuzzle wants the big one for sure. And it needs to hit hard & last long. Greasy.

[L M S]

My last CC game ended early, no big deal.

[emelar]

Its not embarrassing to walk in on your parents playing CC.

Not true. It embarrasses my daughter something awful to walk in on me playing CC with any friends of hers 'cause anything a parent does embarrasses their kid.