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Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:59 pm**

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal

anal AKA UP the wrong-un!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:15 pm**

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal

dude, 'up the wrong-un' maybe?

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:28 pm**

kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:46 pm**

riggable wrote:
kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy

Use the "just this forum" line. And laugh very hard, so you can't talk, then click off it, to My Games, and get up in a hurry to get some water, to clear your throat. Put some effort into it!

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:03 pm**

Hecter is a cunt caught my...

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:47 pm**

your what? :shock:

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm**

The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:08 pm**

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:11 pm**

Ronaldinho wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:13 pm**

hecter wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!

I tried it, and it al but snapped, lol. :wink:

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:25 pm**

Ron ur a sick f*ck.

Anal is the best for me, but my current girlfriend won't give it up, any suggestions

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:31 pm**

Grease her up good, and then, whilst doing it in the missionary position (doggie style she might expect it), it's simply a matter of - oops . . . voila!

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:39 pm**

Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax. :wink:

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:15 am**

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.

I would hazard a guess at both, like mutual masturbation.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:41 am**

i will not divulge in what kind of sex i have with my wife, but norse is in love with 3 things pompey(portsmouth fc to all americans), his right palm and his left palm.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:49 am**

Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:53 am**

Norse wrote:Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.

Me neither, bit explicit. She one rough hoe.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:21 am**

And i won't divulge that i was hiding in the closet with my camcorder.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:24 am**

Dmunster wrote:Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax.

Xanax is for pussies, but i do like a lot of baby lotion.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:57 pm**

i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
doggy position (courtesy of Stopper)

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:00 pm**

doggy is where ur behind her, but giving it to her pussy, cow girl is where she is on top

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:31 pm**

Hitman079 wrote:i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
doggy position (courtesy of Stopper)

Thank you for crediting me, Hitman. My mission in life is to Educate and Inform.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:31 am**

Educate and inform? Let's see you do it like that - you're going to get the poor kid injured.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:44 am**

well done norse and ronnie. lmao. also bk can you send me a video or dvd. :roll:

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:54 am**

They're expensive.

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