Sex....what is the best form?

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Norse
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Sex....what is the best form?

Post by Norse »

Vote for what you like to do
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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i can't believe i'm partaking in this thread
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No animal choice?
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Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do


your mum
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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Post by Optimus Prime »

Very many good choices.
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Post by Norse »

Hehe, I knew you guys would like it.....

I voted doggy btw
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by Norse »

autoload wrote:No animal choice?


Sorry dude, but you can specify what you like doin to the animal though.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by sam_levi_11 »

hed like a horse or a donkey

old mcdonald had a farm..........
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Post by hecter »

I am such a cunt...
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Post by sam_levi_11 »

lol
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Post by cawck mongler »

You people vote, and yet you've never actually had sex so there's no way you could know which is best. And why so many cowgirl votes? You'd think it would be best to be on the top, unless you're tired or something.
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Post by Huckleberryhound »

Any kind with my woman is good for me :)

*that's as much details as i will ever give, in respect to her*
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Post by Optimus Prime »

cawck mongler wrote:You people vote, and yet you've never actually had sex so there's no way you could know which is best. And why so many cowgirl votes? You'd think it would be best to be on the top, unless you're tired or something.


I've had plenty of sex, so you don't know what you are talking about.
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Huckleberryhound wrote:Any kind with my woman is good for me :)

*that's as much details as i will ever give, in respect to her*


I second that. Good answer. :D
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

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Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth, either one makes me cream into my little jar on sperm ive been collecting since i was 8.
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Post by UCAbears »

Since I've never had any but oral.. I'll put doggy. :wink:
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Ronaldinho wrote:
Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth.


OMG DUDE!!! I literally just soaked my computer and my speakers dont work anymore.. I was drinking a cold coke.. you bastard! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

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UCAbears wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth.


OMG DUDE!!! I literally just soaked my computer and my speakers dont work anymore.. I was drinking a cold coke.. you bastard! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Considering you and him have both got naked men for avatars, i think we can take both your posts with a big pinch of salt.
:wink: :wink: :wink:
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Re: Sex....what is the best form?

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heavycola wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
Norse wrote:Vote for what you like to do




My one is not on there?



I like to rub my man hood make it nice and hard, then proceed to smashing it into the girls face untill either she looses and eye, or cracks a tooth.


OMG DUDE!!! I literally just soaked my computer and my speakers dont work anymore.. I was drinking a cold coke.. you bastard! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Considering you and him have both got naked men for avatars, i think we can take both your posts with a big pinch of salt.
:wink: :wink: :wink:



A pinch... i would start shaking the pot of salt over my ass to dry it out, its dripping, :lol:
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Post by 0ojakeo0 »

whats missionary?
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Post by kwanton »

When you do a monk.
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Post by Minister Masket »

0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

You're 12 arn't you? What the hell are you doing on this topic?

Are you even allowed here?
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Post by UCAbears »

Minister Masket wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

You're 12 arn't you? What the hell are you doing on this topic?

Are you even allowed here?


I can bet he watches porn though.. :lol: :wink:
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Minister Masket wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?

You're 12 arn't you? What the hell are you doing on this topic?

Are you even allowed here?


12 year olds are smart i know all the other ones
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Post by unriggable »

0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?


Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal
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