Conquer Club

emilywink wrote:i think any true lebowski fan would get my comment and not be shocked by it... perhaps if i wrote, "shut the f*ck up donny"

You totally deserve kiss emoji!!!
Obviously many of these people are not golfers

Hahaha you could have mixed it up : « shut the f*ck donchy »

But well, you know, thats just like my opinion man

Arama takes a look at the desecrated Persian rug.
With a small frown he gently takes iAmCaffeine by the elbow, rubs some bacon grease on him, and leads him into the room where his two dobermans, Alexander and Socrates have been patiently waiting for food for two days.
With a soft "dinner time boys", he exits, closes and locks the door.

The sound of screaming permeates the hallway.

I've always gotten on well with dogs.

iAmCaffeine wrote:I've always gotten on well with dogs.

Yeah, I've seen the pics of your ex-girlfriends.

Arama86n wrote:Arama takes a look at the desecrated Persian rug.
With a small frown he gently takes iAmCaffeine by the elbow, rubs some bacon grease on him, and leads him into the room where his two dobermans, Alexander and Socrates have been patiently waiting for food for two days.
With a soft "dinner time boys", he exits, closes and locks the door.

The sound of screaming permeates the hallway.

after being trapped in that closet with hop for nearly a month during our war last year, if i have to choose... i'll take the dobermans please.

... looking for my doberman costume ...

Chariot of Fire wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:I've always gotten on well with dogs.

Yeah, I've seen the pics of your ex-girlfriends.

I didn't know you were looking to adopt.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:I've always gotten on well with dogs.

Yeah, I've seen the pics of your ex-girlfriends.

I didn't know you were looking to adopt.

I wasn't. They were on 'LOST' posters stuck on telegraph poles.

emilywink wrote:i think any true lebowski fan would get my comment and not be shocked by it... perhaps if i wrote, "shut the f*ck up donny"

Donny was an imaginary friend Donche is quite real, I had some whisky shots at a bar with him once.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:I've always gotten on well with dogs.

Yeah, I've seen the pics of your ex-girlfriends.

I didn't know you were looking to adopt.

I wasn't. They were on 'LOST' posters stuck on telegraph poles.

I thought I'd taken them all down.

I've been a bit silent in my games, but I wanted to wish everybody luck still. A bit late, too late for some games, but enjoy the battle!

We have first blood...in a Quads game

Looks close overall.

Is this done yet?

Nope the finals are this time every year. It’s quite early into the finals.

So this isn't done yet.

hopalong wrote:... looking for my doberman costume ...

hahaha i just saw this! hahaha you crack me up hop.

emilywink wrote:

Arama86n wrote:Arama takes a look at the desecrated Persian rug.
With a small frown he gently takes iAmCaffeine by the elbow, rubs some bacon grease on him, and leads him into the room where his two dobermans, Alexander and Socrates have been patiently waiting for food for two days.
With a soft "dinner time boys", he exits, closes and locks the door.

The sound of screaming permeates the hallway.

after being trapped in that closet with hop for nearly a month during our war last year, if i have to choose... i'll take the dobermans please.

hopalong wrote:... looking for my doberman costume ...

Chariot of Fire wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:I've always gotten on well with dogs.

Yeah, I've seen the pics of your ex-girlfriends.

Finally, this thread is picking up.

betiko wrote:I predict that I will have to complain about the dice.
Damn it Tofu, can’t you win without them’ rigged dice ffs ?
Better luck for us on batch 2.

hey at least I got that one right, right?

Dammit they won one...there goes our dreams of shutting them out

Looks close, they have more wins coming that we do, but not enough to move to a big lead.

Pretty sure you guys will lead after batch 1. Even though i havent really gone through all games or checked latest predictions. Quad cities was such a bummer, the kind of Game where worse case scenario happens during 2 straight turns and you lose something you couldn’t lose. Hope some of those will come your way lol

I have my estimates but I generally don’t like to share them publically until it’s into round two. I always feel like information can be gleaned in a fog game based on an estimate...however I’ll share something...I have Antarctica rated Even in my update from this morning.

rockfist wrote:I have my estimates but I generally don’t like to share them publically until it’s into round two. I always feel like information can be gleaned in a fog game based on an estimate...however I’ll share something...I have Antarctica rated Even in my update from this morning.

I don't agree, given that if you take 2-3 guys from your clan and you all do a guestimate, everybody will come up with something slightly different. Then the guestimate doesn't specify on which games there is a discrepancy... nor who is right or wrong. even if you're in a game and it's fog, you don't necesairly have an accurate guestimate. Anyways, I'm going to go check games...

score is 3-5 by the way, don't let that 0-5 hanging too long GRT

just had a look, it's quite a bloodbath for now. I count 12-5 for you guys, everything else undecided.

Just remember that our plan is always bad dice on batch one, then when you're all good and comfy we get the 666 hammer out for batch 2. You're warned and there is not much you can do about it... other than try and get as much advance as possible right now

Good luck with getting him to update it. I had to poke him several times to get him to post 5-0. Really it would be best if we did it twice a week or three times a week or on some set schedule.

I do a twice weekly internal summary of war games and results with a small narrative. People always ask why didn't you update this or that - and invariably its because the change took place hours after I did the update...then I get the "how can you call this game (even/slight lean/ strong lean)?"....answer - because I'm not in it and I'm reading the game log.

War thread updates are no longer necessary if I'm not mistaken. Might be mistaken. You can check out the link to the war page for actual score.