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Hear Hear!Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
TheSaxlad wrote:Hear Hear!Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
TheSaxlad wrote:Hear Hear!Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
One should certainly worship one's dick.notyou2 wrote:Conversely, is dick like religion?
I disagree, Timminz. On multiple levels...Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
So you think that I should be ashamed of, not enjoy, and be sad if anyone wants to get on their knees to show respect for my penis, or religion, and that I should whip them both out in public, force-feed them both to children, attack everyone else's penises and religions, while using them both to promote my side in arguments?Victor Sullivan wrote:I disagree, Timminz. On multiple levels...Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
in the case of Islam, yes, they must go along with the manInsomniaRed wrote:Women don't have religion then? So do they just go along with the man and worship his religion until it gets boring and then they move onto a different religion? Are lesbians atheist? Wait...are atheists lesbians? If so...I need to go find a woman.
does your dick have any special holidays ?Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
Yes. The stifth of cocktober.greenoaks wrote:does your dick have any special holidays ?Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
Is that like Halloween? Do you wear costumes/hide your faces?Timminz wrote:Yes. The stifth of cocktober.greenoaks wrote:does your dick have any special holidays ?Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..keiths31 wrote:As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
That sounds about right..InsomniaRed wrote:Women don't have religion then? So do they just go along with the man and worship his religion until it gets boring and then they move onto a different religion?
He should be a dick, pun not intended, and shove his religion in everyone's faces? Does keeping your religious beliefs to yourself mean you're a shitty roman catholic?GabonX wrote:You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..keiths31 wrote:As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
If you're a member of a religion that has a focus on preaching and conversion, and instead of embracing those principles you agree with an analogy that compares your faith to a dick, you're a shitty member of that religion.Iliad wrote:He should be a dick, pun not intended, and shove his religion in everyone's faces? Does keeping your religious beliefs to yourself mean you're a shitty roman catholic?GabonX wrote:You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..keiths31 wrote:As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.
Would you be talking about 1 Corintians 6:2 ?notyou2 wrote:Erm, was that judgmental????? I wonder what the bible says about judging others????
Anyone?
QED, motherfuckerGabonX wrote:If you're a member of a religion that has a focus on preaching and conversion, and instead of embracing those principles you agree with an analogy that compares your faith to a dick, you're a shitty member of that religion.Iliad wrote:He should be a dick, pun not intended, and shove his religion in everyone's faces? Does keeping your religious beliefs to yourself mean you're a shitty roman catholic?GabonX wrote:You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..keiths31 wrote:As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.Timminz wrote:You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.